Clyde

{ Huhuhuhuhu!~ }

{ Well hello hello, visitor! It's so wonderful to see you here! }

{ If you've come from the Trick or Treating thread wishing to know more about me, or if we've recently met and you simply could not shake the thought of me off your mind - which is completely understandable - then you are in the right place! }

{ I am sure there must be quite a few questions buzzing through your material conglomerate of grey cells, so I will try answering some of them here! }

{ No, I am in fact not actually a dragon - I know, shocking, right? Huhuhu!~ }

{ Am I a ghost? Not quite. But I do largely function like one, sometimes. When I feel like it. }

{ My current employer is Lord Perceval. No, I have no idea why he has hired me to knock on strangers' doors of all things, but a job is a job, and a guy needs to survive. }

{ However, that isn't to say I'm not accepting other contract offers! On the contrary! I am always enthusiastically receptive to any and all business propositions you wish to advance. I'm open to anything, really! I have little to no moral compass and many tricks up my sleeves!~ }

{ Ahem, let's get back on track now... Where was I? }

{ No, this is not a costume, I dress this fabulously every day of my non-life. }

{ And yes, while my dragon art may not depict it as such, my mask canonically covers the entirety of my face. For reasons I am not keen to disclose for free! }

{ Well, that is about all I can think of, as of now. Be sure to treat me appropriately if we ever do meet, and remember... I could most certainly pry goodies off a corpse's cold hands. }

{ I could, I would, I have, and I will, to be exact! I was not hired by a king to return empty-handed!~ }

{ Or I suppose you could just give me a good story to tell, if your material possessions aren't looking so striking. I do adore a good story or an interesting chat. That would send me on my merry way just as happily! }

{ Goodbye now, huhuhuhuhu!~ }