GOLDGOLDTANG

GOLDGOLDTANG - REVEALING THE POWER OF CLEAR PERCEPTION TOGETHER WITH THE AWESOMENESS OF TANG!!

GOLDGOLDTANG was born from a five-egg nest that included two siblings with the same colors that he had. There was much JOYOUS KERFLUFFLE over their hatching! The clan tried on different names for all the babies and some of them stuck and then some of them went away to other clans to SPREAD THE GOODNESS OF TANG, but this little one was sort of lost in the shuffle. What would he be called, now that all the other names had been tried and taken?

"Well," said the TANGFEARSOME CLANMASTER, long known as a herp of profound wit and insight such as only the TANGY can know, "he's kind of...gold. And then gold some more. Oh, and yeah, that TANG TUMMY, so...uh, GOLDGOLDTANG?"

It fit, oddly enough. And, perhaps inspired by his SIMPLE YET PROFOUNDLY TRUE NOMENCLATURE, the hatchie came to display a kind of PROFOUND ATTENTIVENESS TO THE ENTIRE WORLD - by the power of careful detachment tempered by INTENSELY TANGY COMPASSION, he was able to see everything clearly. Situations, people, systems, objects - he attended carefully to all of them and learned that he could help others by talking about what he saw. (Sometimes he saw things that other people didn't like, but GOLDGOLDTANG can't bring himself to lie to save himself. Lying would be covering up the WAY THINGS TRULY ARE.) Although he's SORT OF A WEIRDO, GOLDGOLDTANG's heart is in the right place and he hopes to be able to help lots and lots of people with his UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF ATTENTION-PAYING.

GOLDGOLDTANG - MAKING OTHER DRAGONS UNCOMFORTABLE BY TELLING THE TRUTH ALL THE TIME (WITH TANG)!!!