OatmealCrave

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She strikes her enemies at around midnight.
Also, I don't understand why it says she weighs almost twice as much as all my other guardians. All of my dragons are forced into a rigorous crossfit exercise routine, so I guess she's all muscle?!


~~~Good bad translations from Google translate of dragon biographies that are in Latin:

1. "And when the orcs are born, the mountains will give birth to feathers and great arrows, and a ridiculous mouse will be born. Everyone who cares about the health and education of the hendreit, that website hates the casino."

2. "I didn't expect anything from the internet. He did not even have a bed at all, but the vestibule was very important, the financing of the hospital."

3. [One of my favorites for the deep inspiration I pull from it] ~ "The pain itself is great, it will be followed by the education, but it happens at such a time that there is some great pain and suffering. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the rebuke, in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain, let him run away from the pain. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out; they are in fault who abandon their duties and soften their hearts, that is toil. So that you may see whence all this born error is the pleasure of those who accuse and praise the pain, I will open the whole matter, and explain the very things which were said by that discoverer of truth and, as it were, the architect of a happy life. For no one despises or hates or runs away from pleasure because it is pleasure, but because great pains result to those who do not know how to follow pleasure with reason. Nor, moreover, is there any one who, because he loves pain, pursues it, wants to gain it, but because such times never occur when he seeks some great pleasure through labor and pain"

4. "I will open the whole matter, and explain the very things which were said by that discoverer of truth and, as it were, the architect of a happy life. For no one despises or hates or runs away from pleasure because it is pleasure, but because great pains result to those who do not know how to follow pleasure with reason."