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But stick to asking us to snag little breeds, or else it's, like, a whole thing.

Tracking down imps or ridgies is no problem, though. They always leave a trace. Easy to sneak up on' em, and I could snooze a blippin' Emperor with my sleep spells, I'm that good.

Snagging 'em is easy, too. I could float a... maybe not a whole Emp, just a head or two. But I can float the big guys far enough to get 'em on the getaway wagon, nine times outta ten. But they're already in dreamy-land by then, so it's not like they even feel it if I drop 'em, it's no big deal.

The hassle with big breeds is in the faking part. The bigger the glamour, the shorter it lasts. And if it runs out mid-heist, then the TempRep we're inside will go back to triple basic.



And if I'm busy in the TempRep tummy re-channeling the glam spell, and Sodol's up in the helmet faking the biggie's voice to explain to the guard why our tail's turning white, then that leaves Mole and Vole - I mean, our "Profile Experts" - alone at the limb console, and then they start copying each other, and all the legs move the same way at once, real suspicious-like. So more guards, more talking, more snoozing...

Like I said, it's a whole thing.



Stop by our headquarters:

The Hidden Lair Behind Lek's Bookshelf
Push The Book on the 3rd row the Bottom, 1st from the Left

DO NOT ASK for Lix or Luk or Lark or Lirk, ask for Lek.

Yeah, names like that are, like, a whole thing here.
Who even needs a name? Too incriminating. "Greyfeather" will do for now. Or Bluefeather, Plumfeather, Yellowfeather, anyfeather, just depends on the local warrants.

But Sodol - I mean "Goldenfringe," he picked "Greyfeather" for his flyers. I say we augha just be honest. All that double-speak's gonna get us hired on for way too many kids' parties and not enough vault heists, I swear.

Double-don't ask for Lix, it would suck snap thags if he found out we're here.

Oh, and if a mean green snap asks what you want, just say it's "private Umbral Court business."



She'll scowl, but it should get you in.

If she starts asking too many questions, leave.