Turnip

This little guy hatched so late that his parents ditched him thinking "sorry honey, this little turnips dead, grab the others and lets be on our merry way". After finely hatching the turnip thought "well stuff you guys I am gonna go and galavant around, I don't know whats going on, what the heck is my purpose in life, am I been placed on earth to destroy all life?". His purpose was not clear. He saw some kangaroo's hopping away and he was like; 'you know what mum, I'm gonna go bounce around and eat trees and twigs and whatever it is Kangaroo's do, I don't need you guys'. So the Turnip learnt to hop around and chased after his new parents. However the roo's knew too well, "if it is small, cute and has lots of bright colours! IT'LL LIKELY KILL YA WITH SLOW DEADLY POISON!". After trying to get away from the little monster the roo's were like, "I don't know what you are or what you want you little green turnip, but we are done with running, eat us for all I care," the roo's eventually didn't see the green thing as a threat, only an annoyance; the Turnip must have been hatched in caffeine.

Now I can tell you are wondering what's so special about this Turnip, what makes him so unique. Besides being raised by a court of lazy roo's, this demon has even mastered the art of taming crocodiles ! that's right guys, this little fella is a mere reflection of the Legendary Steve Irwin. He ain't taking crap from no one! At only a month old one of his roo mates was taken by a croc and then went for him, little did the croc know, "if it is small, cute and has lots of bright colours! IT'LL LIKELY KILL YA WITH SLOW DEADLY POISON". These crocs messed with the wrong Turnip.

Oh mate, 'Straya dragons are so weird, This little guy has pursuaded his viewers! He is a female. You gotta watch out for 'Straya lass', You think the men are in charge? In 'Straya the woman have the control. If you visit Australia, remember that if you see a beefy muscular man with a gruff voice, DON'T just assume it a man, It could very well be the opposite. and on that note, I'm gonna go hunt some drop bears.

Lore by JaeJenkinz

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