Kauftrein

Kauftrein: Ah, ves, ves. -stumble uppon her scrolls and junk and the entrance of her cave- I have just vat you need for dat rat infeztátion. -grabs a fat komodo dragon, bringing it back to where you stood and delivering it to you like it was a friendly house kitten- You can take him if you vant, hiz verry gut.

Kauftrein: Dere ár dragons dat get upset vid me eating znails. I mean, vat disrispect! Guardians and mirrors eat raw meet like dere is noting vrong vit dat, but I can not eat a buttery plate of znails?? >:U

Kauftrein: You see, vungling, dere is a reason vy most of de doctor dragons that you zee carry around eider potions or sharp blades - ze first are dose dat try to heal you, any means necezary. de oders are de ones dat vant to study you! but dat is not a bad ting. if dere is no solution vit potions n herbs, ve mite as vell learn vat vent wong, and learn from it. You do not paint ze leaves green vhen dey start turning brown, do you?