Moarah

Moarah was grading papers in their evil wet lair when they heard it. It was. Aloud and moist sound like the sound of a burger expanding and they said what in the warbl is that so they went into the damp tunnel of the lair and it was: A RABID SKUNK. And moarah said OMG my office hours are not open??? Come back another time. And the rabid skunk said ahhdjfkgkhkkh a and started SNIPPING IT'S TEETH nad suddenly basically moirah was in huge toruble. But then ion came in from the roof and said standby and then took the skunk and wrung all the rabies out. And moirah was like unmm you got rabies on my floor.....and ion was like oh sorry......and moorah was like wait yoire kinda cute tho......and ion was like OK let me check with my gay boyfriend and he called on his cel phone and was like hey can we get another boyfriend?? And ribbet )the other guy) was like unmm OK but as long as this one doesnt have rabies on the floor.......i reallt hate when people leave rabies on the floor......and ion was like ohhhhh.

lore written by bigb0yjenkins