Beth

What the did you just say about me, you little Husbando? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Sunbeam Ruins, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Plague Flight, and I have over 300 confirmed Husbandoes. I am trained in gorilla dating and I’m the top Kawaii in the clan. You are nothing to me but just another baka. I will kawaii you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Sorneith, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Auction House? Think again, Baka-Kun. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Fucbois across the World Map and your clan is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Otaku. The storm that wipes out the little thing you call your anime collection. You’re donezies, Baka. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can swoon you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without my coliseum training. Not only am I extensively trained in Dance Dance Revolution, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kawaii Corps and I will use it to its full extent to scratch your nose off the face of the continent, you little doodle. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Sugoi Sempai. I will kawaii all over you and you will drown in it. You’re Baka, Oni-chan. OuO