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AlphaRain

(#31457107)

Level 1 Obelisk

MagicHunter

Steelhound

Energy: 49/50

Personal Style

Apparel

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Scene

Physical Attributes

Battle Stats

Measurements

Length

10.36 m

Wingspan

18.33 m

Weight

7778.23 kg

Genetics

Moon
Crystal

Moon
Facet

Smoke
Gembond

Hatchday

Mar 11, 2017
(7 years)

Breed

Adult
Obelisk

Eye Type

Shadow
Common

Level 1 Obelisk

EXP: 0 / 245

STR

AGI

DEF

QCK

INT

VIT

MND

Lineage

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Offspring

Biography

AlphaRain
|| Rank/Position || Title ||
"Personal quote or lyrics or something."

Bender?! You stole the atom. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Why not indeed! Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts! If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right.

No, just a regular mistake. That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. Who are you, my warranty?! OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.

That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? No! The cat shelter's on to me. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay! Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

I'll get my kit! Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! With gusto.

I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. Why would I want to know that? Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! One hundred dollars. I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!

No! Don't jump! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.

Anyone who laughs is a communist! Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Wait, I'm having one of those things! You know, a headache. With pictures.

Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.

I had more, but you go ahead. I'm a thing. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Actually, that's still true.

Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

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