Moonstone

Moonstone's life changed forever the day when the Scottish Fold arrived.
"How indragone!" she accuses the lair-keeper. "Do you not know these cats are subject to genetic defects? How could you breed these poor little things, knowing that you're condemning them to a life of painful illness!"
The Scottish fold, not understanding a word, snuggles itself under the dragon's wing and purrs.
The lair-keeper ponders the question.
"You do understand that it is a pixel cat? Pixel cats do not have pixel diseases, you know."
"Pixel?" Moonstone asks. "What is pixel?"
"Well, pixel is... look at the cat?"
Perplexed, the dragon looks to the cat, then looks back at herself.
"You mean, pixel..."
Moonstone is currently undergoing therapy for a severe case of existential crisis.

在折耳猫来到巢穴的那一天，Moonstone的生命永远改变了。
“多么不龙道！”她愤怒地指控巢主。“你难道不知道这些猫具有天生的基因缺陷吗？你怎么能继续繁殖这些可怜的小东西，明知你带给它们的只有痛苦的一生？”
一无所知的小猫把自己蜷缩进了龙的翅膀下面，低声呼噜着。
巢主思考了一下这个问题。
“你明白它是一只二次元猫？二次元猫不会得二次元病的*。”
“二次元？”Moonstone问，“二次元是什么？”
“唔，二次元就是……你看看猫？”
龙迷惑地看了看猫，然后看了看她自己。
“你说……二次元……”
Moonstone现在正因为严重的存在危机而接受心理治疗。

*除非是发病时两颊发红、柔弱优美的那一种。