Caelius

The starry-eyed dork.

| People Significant to Him |
| Delilah; mother | Cynthia; aunt | Sakura; oldest sister | Verity; older sister | Bliant; younger brother | Soleona; younger sister |

"You're an idiot." she said.
"Correctamundo!" he agreed, far too enthusiastically.

"Well, as they say, the proof is in the piñata."

"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

"Oh, don't pay Ra-Ra much mind; not smiling is a natural state for her. She watched a hundred straight hours of The Three Stooges, and rammed herself in the gut with a cattle prod every time she got the urge to snicker."
"Caelius."
"Yes, Madame Stoneface?"
"Shut up."

"Ra-Ra, you and your seriousness is gonna drive me to drink. Drink pineapple juice with pickles."

"Hey, Ra-Ra-"
"Caelius, my nickname is Ra - regal, powerful and the namesake of a sun god. And you have to go and make it sound cutesy by saying it twice!"
"Hey, it's what little brothers do!"
"Arceus, why couldn't I have a sister instead...?"
"'Sides, it sounds like a cheer! Ra-ra, sis boom bah!"
"Gods save me..."
"Fine. I can tell when I'm not wanted. ... Ra-Ra."
"CAELIUS ASTRAEUS FLEMMING."

"And... Let there be light!"
"... You carry a whole candelabra in your back pocket?"
"Of course! For the special, potentially romantic events, needing illumination."
"... Show off."
"Indubitably."