Saphira

Saphira was born with a crippling lack of independent thought or originality. Having been sold into and purchased from slavery while nameless (for a bargain basement price under 5k!) she was free to choose her not only her destiny but also her name. This turned out to be quite a waste as she went to the first site for 'dragon name generator' that Google churned out and chose any old name that didn't sound dumb or male. Actually, the first name she picked was Quenth Protector of Life, but that was over 16 characters so she just kept clicking the 'Get dragon names' button for a while until something appealing yet meaningless caught her interest.

Even well after her remaining three days of childhood Saphira failed to mentally mature, not in a quirky-cute kind of immature but more the sad, hollow personality kind of way. She spends most of her time agreeing with people so they'll like her, and avoiding work. Rather than go on grand dragon adventures to collect a hoard Saphira works at a Tim Hortons in the Westbrook mall. That's where she curses at Carl under her breath for hours. Carl, the manager, who reprimands her for coming in late all the time and not setting the timer when frying timbits, is Saphira's greatest rival. She blames Carl for stealing the manager position out from under her even though she truly knows she'd never make manager, he's even originally from another store.

Sadly Saphira's true quest is to come to grips with her own mediocrity. Even when lying to stranger's at random parties she only claims to be an assistant manager at Tim Hortons, for even her dreams have settled.