Euronymous

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Astrologistician Ender
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Provides clan's mass data storage. Hosts server farms on psychic realm and has his head on the cloud. Big data miner. Dabbles in magic implementation. Constantly optimising. Hunts down all spellbound tomes and ensourcelled volumes. data junkie. Can access the akashic records. Bloody continentals were right all along. Analytics is fundamentally insane. When I was still sitting in classical archeology classes, I could at least fantasise about how I'd maybe someday get over my awkwardness and at least get a cat, if not a relaationship, but now I can't even make pasta without worrying that any inconsistency in my decision making opens me up for exploitation by acausal superintelligences. I thought I was nervous when I had to enter a public laundry room in my dorm (and had a panic attack almost every week)? Try not ever dying and knowing that whatever decision you make now will determine all of existence because you are only this decision algorithm right now and nothing ever helps because algorithms dont change.

Mated to nyarla now. For life.