Jack

"You either don't care at all or you care 100 and crazy percent." Better Off Ted

Madarakita

Hello necro my old friend
I've come to lock you up again
Because this old thread quickly was creeping
To the front page as users were seeing
And this old thread, dated two-thousand fourteen
Is the scene, of another thread locking.

It's ten-thirty and I'm tired
Was training dragons in the Mire
Listening to music with headphones
I glanced at this thread showing battlestones

When my eyes did see
Advertised Eliminates
Super-cheap rates
The offer seemed near-mocking

And in the necro'd thread I saw
Posts one year old or maybe more
People posting without reading
People asking without checking

People wanting stones
Now priced absurdly high
No one will buy
For at that rate; they're balking

"Guys, " say I, "please do not fret
Go back to coli and forget
Leave this thread that I might lock it
Go farm the ruins that are ghostlit."
And my words, typed quickly and with speed
Have decreed this late-night locking

And the thread was then shut down
fated to become a ghost town
The symbol appears after posting
Clear meaning it is denoting

The symbol meant,
"This thread can’t be posted
in again for it is dead
Now I’m off to bed."
I finished, this late thread locking...