Gregory

Name: Name’s Gregory Windbreaker. Yeah. My name’s Gregory. What about it? You gonna make something of it?
Alias: Greg, derr. Greggy, if ye want.
Faction & Race: Take a good look at me and see if you can guess, blindy.
Body: Hah. Funny. Yeah. Wouldn’t you like to know. Creep.
Position: CHAMP YEAH.
IQ / Engineering Skills: Better than yours.
Brief Resume: So, like. I’m the champion here. Not to brag or anything. I traveled down here from Dragonhome in order to be a Pewer. My sis, Acca, came with me, so I guess she’s cool. Yeah. Um. So. I like robots. They’re neat. Used to watch Pop-Pop make rock golems and stuff, and I guess that’s how I started getting into things that didn’t really have a life but looked like they did...? It’s hard to explain. But you should get into it. It’ll change your life. Watching stuff you made with your hands move around like that. It kind of feels like you’ve become a god, you know? Like Earth Daddy. Breathing life into all those tubes, those pistons. You know, when you think about it, we’re not too different from a robot. We’re created, we have a purpose, we do it, we become obsolete. Weird. Excuse me while I go have an existential crisis. *flop on the floor*
Bot: Sawblade Michael VVIII 2.00. He’s the bomb. Like. Literally. I guess you can say he is literally lit.
Bot Fight Victories: Well, seeing as how I’m the champion, I’m guessing a lot...
Bot Fight Losses: Well, seeing as how I’m the champion, I’m guessing not a lot...
Other Notable Qualities: (For CEO)
People like to say I’m grumpy. I’m not. I’m sassy. They’re just dumb.

Kay, so, I guess you guys are really wondering about my name. Well. Gregory has a nice ring to it, y’know. Better than...a lot of the names around here. Um. Seriously, why do all the girls have super pretentious names? I mean...Viveca? No offense to her; she’s the literal definition of awesome-sauce. But her name is so...flowery. Same with Accalia, and you know, I love my sister, but what were Ma and Pop thinking. Accalia? So basic. I mean, if you were going to go for something pretty, why not just cut the thesaurus and name her after a flower? Like Daisy? I think Acca would be a pretty good Daisy. Viveca would be a Rose, for sure. Or, if they were named after diamonds: Pearl for Acca (lolololol it’s funny cause she’s a PEARLCATCHER lolololol ugh Earth Papa I’m so sorry kill me) (are pearls even diamonds any more?) and Amethyst for Vive. Or, you know, just call Miss Viveca “Vive,” like I do. I call her Miss Viveca behind her back, but she doesn’t like that up front. She says it makes her feel old. Isn’t that a weird thing to say?

Anyway. I like long walks on the beach and talking about my feelings. Date me. Or whatever. What’re these forms for again...? I feel like I just wasted a good fifteen minutes of my life. Dang.

Note to self:Gregory needs to learn how to follow directions.