Celtic

really cool Ireland man
by which I mean the Land of Irony
he likes to post silly meems on edgy Google Plus troll communities and pretends to go on /b/ regularly but irl he is a lonely homeschooled kid who has only dated girls online and only to impress his internet friends
Catchphrase:
"What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you frickin frick? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Sonic Fanclub, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on frickin haters, and I have over 300 confirmed fricks. I am trained in screaming and I’m the top rager in the entire fricking internet. You are nothing to me but just another commenter. I will wipe you the frick out with screams the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, you fricking frick. As we speak I am saying sonic boom is good and and knocking over fricking plushies, so you better prepare for the storm, you fricking frick. The storm that wipes out the fricking little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, hater. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can scream in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just when im happy. Not only am I extensively trained in youtube videos, but I have access to a $7 camcorder and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your fricking comment off the face of the continent, you fricking frick. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your fricking “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you frickin frick. I will scream fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, you fricking frick. (But only ironically! I swear!)"