Maraschino

The truth? The Truth? Son, the fact of the matter is that even if someone let you get your hands on it, you wouldn't know what to do with it. But you should be used to that by now, judging by your looks.

I'm the snapper to crackle your pop
Take a taste of my cherry and you'll never stop
Look at my chocolate ***, you know it's delicious
You know you want a bite even if it's not nutritious
The fact of the matter is that you're addicted
But in this locale, that behavior's restricted
Don't worry, I'm low carb, just check my flight
Sure, I may be a bit heavy, but I always come in light
You can go on a diet without starting a riot
Although I can't guarantee anything quiet
I'm not even ice and you still want my cream
Best find a pillow to bite if you don't want to scream.

Beep beep coming through, a rolling stone gathers no moss.

*****, you know where I got my weave did.