Goldendew

(Goldendew's voice comes on the A-R-A)
Hi, um, this is my first time making a bio into an A-R-A and talking to myself, so, um, this is a little weird. Wow, is that how my voice actually sounds like? Yikes. Well, I am Goldendew, previously named Unnamed by my parents. Wait a minute, that wasn't my name, I wasn't given one! Well, as it turns out, I was born to Nobody and Eilen-who were apparently JERKS- but had to be put up for adoption because the leader of the clan did not want any more girl Coatls. My parents protested, but were threatened to be banished and gave up. I was sold to the auction house, where I had stayed for only an hour when this scary-looking Pearlcatcher came up to my cage and read my pre-made bio. He called out to another dragon, Sapphire, and told her that he'd found 'the one'. I did not know that he was Smolder, who had created a program for unwanted hatchlings. So now I reside in Everbloom Kingdom, where I happily call home. Here, I love singing-even though most dragons don't- and drawing-especially birds, their feathers itself are a work of art, I consider myself very smart, and know that I will definitely NAME MY KIDS! So, um, yeah.
(There is a rustling of papers) That was easier than I expected.
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