Bazalath

Really? We’re doing this now? Okay…this is stupid, by the way. Why are you doing this again? Posterity? Pfft, I don’t think the clan really needs to know my thoughts or wants to, but whatever you say. Well, get on with it already, I’m already bored.

What do I do? Seriously? Oh, my dragons… I’m a protector of the clan. Duh. You should really get a new hobby. This one doesn’t seem to be your calling. No, I’m not giving you a look, I just have resting drake face. It just comes naturally.

Exactly how did you survive as long as you have? No, I will not answer that because no one really needs to know. You don’t want to know what’s in my head, son, it’s not pretty in there. Personally, I think we should take the warning labels off of everything and see what happens. Too many idiots, so little time. As I said before, not answering that — so stop asking.

I really hope this is worth taking me off my post, because if we get attacked right now, I’m blaming you. I didn’t say it would be your fault; I said I was blaming you, there’s a difference. I’m getting the feeling that my light sprite is smarter than you right now.

Hmm? My sprite? I love him. He may be the only thing I actually love. *reaches over and scratches his familiar’s head* No, you can’t pet him. I haven’t named him yet. I’m waiting for him to tell me what his name is. Yes, he can speak, but he only does so to me, so don’t get any bright ideas about being all friendly with my Lil’ buddy. What did I just say? Claws off.

*gives you a droll stare* Nah, you’re not an idiot. I promise. *raises eyebrow and rolls his eyes.” Sometimes I wonder where the clan leader gets these dragons. I really do. Me? I’m just a grumpy old man who doesn’t put up with crap. I stopped doing that ages ago, you’ll see. One day you’ll wake up and be like, I’m not up for this crap anymore and you’ll turn into me. It’ll happen, you watch.