Jasper

Most dragons hoard treasure. Jasper hoards Cheeto puffs and bosses other dragons around. I heard Whitemoon once kicked her like, 30 meters. She punched him back 50.

Jasper loves popcorn, chugging syrup unhealthily, punching her head through walls, and tigers.

She also seems to have the absolute worst luck in the clan, from the time she fell down a chasm and stayed there for weeks, to the time she was sent flying hundreds of feet in the air due to Lapis' giant water fist (oh lapis she did nothing wrong mmmmm icewarden bless her perfect soul) and landed in the ocean, not being seen for five days, she obviously has little time to sit down and obsess over tigers and punch her head through walls when RNGesus and the Icewarden are cursing her simultaneously.

Currently, she is suffering through yet another terrible incident, this time she ended up with an awful disease after stepping on some Lunalus-cooties infected piece of glass. It's making her act like a wild animal, as if she could get any worse. (Most clan members can't tell the difference.) According to Naomi and Lucien, there is no cure to it. They can only prescribe a few herbs that make her a little more civilized--enough to make her stop drooling and screaming like a monkey for about two minutes. She's currently being kept in quarantine in her own lair. Her new favorite hobby is eating wood.

Looks like Jasper's really gotten herself into something she can't get out of, this time. Or not, we'll see. She's managed to weasel her way out of all her certain death situations so far.

SHE LIVED AS OF 2019, SHE'S BACK TO NORMAL AFTER YEARS AND YEARS

This is the funeral song that Amber picked out for her. She thinks she'd like it.