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❏.ULTIMEME
![]() 「beep ✦ boop ✦ beep-?」 ❝BEEP! BEEP BEEP BEEP! ❞ ![]()
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❝ Boop boop? 60:ab:14:21:a3:86! Beep, boop. ❞ - what is likely her MAC address
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❏.ORIGINS The MAN 6000kg 2015 Series AutoDragon GemLoad Washing Machine has a large capacity and multiple sentient wash brograms, letting you breeze through tedious laundry tasks with exceptional cleaning performance. A practical and efficient choice for your spaceship. Key Features • Efficient power and slime consumption, thanks to its 4.5 STARS rating • 12 wash cycles, including Refresh with Steam and Energize with Caffiene • Built in WiFi connectivity for remote access and smart ship support • Comes in three exciting shapes: Square, Circle, and Snapper Order now, and get an additional dryer attachment for free!
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The ultimante in meme technology, Ultimeme is a bizarre Arcane experiment that showed up on the MAN-CAVE's doorstep one day. Unphazer says that Ultimeme certainly did not come out of any kind of space ship, and obviously you can trust Unphazer on such things, since Unphazer isn't an alien or anything weird like that. Being a robot, I mean an Arcane experiment, I mean a robot, Ultimeme has various incredible powers, including the ability to dispense cola from her eyes, and a small inbuilt radio clock that goes off with menough ferocity to wake up even MIGHTY MANLY MCBRO. Nobody is quite sure what to make of these abilities yet, but the MAN-CLAN being what it is, no doubt they'll find a way to improve their gyms with them. Ultimeme also keeps the clan's Wish List, despite mostly communicating in beeps and boops. |
Click or tap a food type to individually feed this dragon only. The other dragons in your lair will not have their energy replenished.
Exalting Ultimeme to the service of the Gladekeeper will remove them from your lair forever. They will leave behind a small sum of riches that they have accumulated. This action is irreversible.
Do you wish to continue?