SmilodonLady's Clan

This is not an Exhalting lair. If I obtain a dragon from you I full on plan to keep it. And I could be further along in the coli, but I'm lazy and lack the motivation and berserkers. But I occasionally dabble in it and whoo weee is Eliminate rare as heck as I've yet to see even one drop.

I'm a college student that sometimes also has a job (usually in the summer) and while I love to RP I hate to inform y'all... Dat college kinda comes first. So RP responses might sometimes be a bit slow for the IC. Just know that y'all haven't been forgotten.
Please don't make me feel like you're calling me out on a response time as I'm legally an adult and sometimes have adult responsibilities I need to take care of, like college, learning to drive, and a job!
But don't let this scare you if you're not one... The worst that'll happen is you learned some words, tasted some horror, or experienced me going off on a TED talk about biology/geology/nature, either real or fictional. Nothing that'll scar ya' for life or anything as I'm not about that life.

That one theater kid who won't sing but can make props.

She who has figured out her career, FORESTRY!

*Runs through with a pool noodle in each hand while going full noodle arms and riding a rubber chicken* <--- my official response for waking threads up

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"All are welcome to come"
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"Be it to visit, to stay, to seek refuge"
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"But, be warned, all who walk on Stryk's territory are under her protection"
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"Threaten that in which she protects and your stay has been voided"
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"Refusal to leave beyond this point and so your life to may be forfeit."

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Ways to Keep Your Sanity

1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom, don't disguise your voice
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7. Skip rather than walk
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. Sing along at the opera
10. Five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream, "I won, I won!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. Find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because I'm batman'
16. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door saying, "IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING!!"
17. Talk to yourself sort of quietly, but people can hear you (in public) and then scream, "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
18. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOSH, I'M HIDEOUS!"
19. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
21. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
22. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
23. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
24. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
25. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
26. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
27. Randomly start screeching the Theater Code of Ethics at a non theatre person.
28. At a busy public bathroom, draw a small spider with black marker on a toilet paper square.
29. Run around with a pool noodle in each hand and go full noodle arms while screaming.
30. Pretend you think the poop emoji is actually chocolate ice cream.
31. Smash up some oreos into tiny bits. Mix them into water. Give the concoction to a friend and tell them it's coke.
32. Introduce yourself as "(your name), but don't freak out if someone screeches 'Singles Awareness Day' and I respond." (would but I legitimately have a boyfriend...)
33. Go to a haunted house and greet every person there. Including the monsters.
34. Play the most positive music to blast while your students are testing. And always sing along to EVERY SONG.
35. Leave a sticky note on your desk before leaving class and write, "You got this!"
36. Howl with the wolves at the zoo.
37. Dance along to the wii theme.
38. If a lizard waves at you at the pet store, wave back.
39. poke a boat and say, "I have touched the butt." (nemo reference)
40. Flip through a murder mansion mystery really quickly and say, "The butler did it."
41. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
42. If anyone asks you a question, answer with "Sorry, that's classified."
43. Tell someone you're going on a cruise with Tom Cruise.
44. Actually go on a cruise with Tom Cruise.
45. Put this on your page and make someone else smile :)

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1. The show must go on! I will never miss a performance.
2. I shall play every performance to the best of my ability, regardless of how small my role or large my personal problems.
3. I will respect my audience regardless of size or station.
4. I shall never miss an entrance or cause a curtain to be late by my failure to be ready.
5. I shall forego all social activities which interfere with rehearsals and will always be on time.
6. I shall never leave the theatre building or stage area until I have completed my performance.
7. I shall remember that my aim is to create illusion, therefore, I will not destroy that illusion by appearing in costume and /or make-up off stage or outside the theatre.
8. I will not allow the comments of friends, relatives or critics to change any phase of my work without proper authorization from the director or stage manager.
9. I will not alter lines, business, lights, properties, settings, costumes or any phase of the production without consultation with and permission from the director and/or stage manager.
10. I shall accept the director's advice in the spirit in which it is given for s/he sees the production as a whole and my role as a portion thereof.
11. I shall look upon the production as a collective effort demanding my utmost cooperation, hence I will forego the gratification of ego for the demands of the play.
12. I will be patient and avoid temperamental outbursts, for they create tension and serve no useful purpose.
13. I shall respect the play and the playwright, remembering that "a work of art is not a work of art until it is finished."
14. I shall never blame my co-workers for my own failure.
15. I will never engage in caustic criticism of another artist's work from jealousy or an urge to increase my own prestige.
16. I shall inspire the public to respect me and my craft through graciousness in accepting both praise and constructive criticism.
17. I will use stage properties and costumes with care, knowing they are tools of my craft and a vital part of the production.
18. I will observe backstage courtesy and shall comport myself in strict compliance with rules of the theatre in which I work.
19. I shall never lose my enthusiasm for the theatre because of disappointment or failure, for they are the lessons by which I learn.
20. I shall direct my efforts in such a manner that when I leave the theatre it will stand as a greater institution for my having labored there.

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