HowToHaha101's Clan

IF YOU ARE ON MY USER PAGE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN MY WHOLE USER PAGE, AND READ IT ALL, BUT: EACH TIME YOU ARE ON MY USER PAGE, please please please read this whole thing before you do anything else(Because it changes):

0.0: Usually if my dragon is not listed on the auction house, then it is not for sale, however you can still ask to buy or trade for my dragons anytime.

0: (Note: This part changes (not really) regularly) Hello. I am 3 hours ahead of Flight Rising. This is mostly just a storage account, my regular account is schzam3n0f0idu0. :)

1: I am a bit crazy.

2: I send out a LOT of random friend requests.

3: I except any and all friend requests. Feel free to send a friend request (I will accept).

4: Pronouns: She/Her/They/Them/It. Sagittarius.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
We're killing the earth, and that's really fun
No one believes us because we are young
Our forests are burning to ash in a second
Ask California, they'll tell you about it
They'll tell you how big they have lost all their homes
Trump turns a blind eye and Tweets on his phone
"Global Warming's an expensive little hoax"
For the last time, this is not a joke
Our factories are working and toxin's emitting
Our ozone, is crumbling and no
No, we won't stop putting the chemicals
In what we're trying to breathe
Our future is stolen, and we are the thieves
The sea levels are rising, and icebergs are melting
The coral reefs are dying, and no one is helping
Don't you realize they keep the oceans alive?
This started back in 1985
So don't come to me when your child can't breathe
Of what a tiger is cause they're extinct
Don't cry to me when your fur coat isn't clean, the endangered list is now 41, 416


Dear 2045...
I don't think we're gonna survive..-
If you end up hearing this story-
I just wanna say-
I'm sorry...

SUPER IMPORTANT, MUST READ!:

Ways to keep your sanity:

1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
16. Look through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
17. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
18. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
19. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
20. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
22. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
23. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
24. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
25. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
26. If anyone asks you a question, answer with "Sorry, that's classified."
27. put this on your page and make someone else smile
if you are here, take this as a reward

For reason:
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6: Join me in my SILLINESS!!!

7: I can let you borrow a dragon or two of mine for breeding if you ask. my only requirements for this are:
*You must agree to my requests.
*When breeding is over I get my dragon back.
*I get one of the dragonets (Unless there is only one egg in nest).
*Everything else is fine.

8: Feel free to comment on this page or message me (Note: I might not respond immediately.)!

0.0005: notes

A: This is an exalting lair, I exalt dragons I don't want, if I feel that I don't want them but that they are pretty, then I will sell them.

B: All are welcome.

E: I am obsessed with a bunch of different foods. Examples:
Chicken wings (also chicken)
Pickles
Potatoes
Avocados
Onions (I am currently growing an onion, I named them Theodosen(Edit: They died T-T(Edit: Theodosen2.0 is alive(for now))))
Walnuts

12.1: If it's your Birthday the- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

12.12: BROADCAST MESSAGE GRAVEYARD:
A. YO, I'm weird, so deal with it. Also-FANDOMS. What the pain.

B.MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


12: ALL HAIL THE PLAGUEBRINGER







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