WatermelonWraith's Clan

Getting peanut butter cookies from the haunted house across the street made me realize a lot of things I never noticed before. Canadians are amassing an army of rubber forest animals so they can swim to the store without rusting into a drum and having to disinfect their car keys of printer ink. The simple solution to this is to declare leprechauns a fire hazard and watch a hundred thousand gallons of liquefied strawberries descend from the ears of an amphibious smiley face disguised as an astronaut.