XxColtwingxX's Clan

WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
16. put this on your page and make someone else smile
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Please do not buy my dragons just to resell them!

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Join some of the role plays I'm in!
Castle Roleplay
My Hero Academia Rp
Legends/Flights Rp
Dragon Hoard Game
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My commisions!
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Some things about me!
-My pronouns are she/her, but I don't mind other pronouns
-I role play a lot
-I am an equestrian
-I am 3 hours ahead of FR time
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