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Welcome to the ☠ ☣ ROTTEN BANANA HATCHERY! ☣ ☠! Expect the unexpected and prepare for what is not there. We'd love to offer some profound philosophies involving the shadows, hatchling innocence and mosquitoes - Unfortunately our experiences in philosophy only extend to planting a banana peel for someone to slip on. As such we will merely offer some free (you can pay later) advice: Never trust Sglublar. Of course you can always ignore this suggestion and trust her anyway. We do not judge; except when we do. Which is never. Unattended Pearlcatcher pearls will be tended to and then promptly stolen. Be aware that any chess pieces carried by visitors tend to disappear. Magically, of course. Services offered:

- Long whiskers tied up into slipknots
- Uninvited baps to the head
- Rotten mushroom bomb crafting
- Tail tuft fluffing
- Assorted mischief (ask for an offer!)

Always on the lookout for dragons who ooze mischief!

Current projects:
(to be updated)
I'm a very friendly being so by all means if you have questions ask ask ask away!

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