Ranchdressing's Clan

the dream song from sharkboy and lavagirl slaps
Mighty Lair
of the

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"you will be worse. rip and tear, until it is done."

i'm tyler! i go by he/him pronouns, and i'm FR +8.

i like dragons, pokémon,
sleep, sharkboy and lavagirl,
oneyplays, and supermega.
don't hesitate to shoot
me a message or just
add me if you wanna be

available on furvilla
as Ranchdressing,
and chickensmoothie
under sh-rkboy!

also on Twitter as @big_and_chunky, and on tumblr as @shxrkboys!



After many months of the Beornen's rule, carnivorous dragons have slowly starved and died off after they were denied prey, so as not to "disrupt the peace of the wild." Those remaining are weak, and on the verge of death. The Clan suffered greatly under their rule, forced to worship their leader as if he were a God. Those who denied were slaughtered by him.

Until another strange newcomer came along, and let loose what seemed to be a pure, unadulterated form of true rage.

The battle was short-lived. Many were slaughtered and lacerated, mauled and massacred. Upon their death they reverted into hideous beings, bones twisting in every which way and sharp teeth protruding from unhinged jaws. It became evident soon that the Beornen were not of dragonkind, but demons of a higher presence, driving their civilization into the ground for nothing but pure, sadistic enjoyment.

Helpless and falling apart at the seams, the Clan looked to the newcomer who saved their lives, desperate for someone to take leadership and rebuild what they once were. Without a single word, the dragon agreed. Though he had never introduced himself, nor spoken a single word, one name reverberated in the minds of those who stood in his presence. And that name...

was Doomslayer.

Recent Comments

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October 29, 2018 15:13:19
Hello hello, thank you for purchasing my beautiful little girl Rash. Lovely lair btw 😜😜
October 13, 2018 07:20:36
RykRey is a special dragon :D. I love dragons if they has bee. Wasp. And glimmer gens :D <3
August 10, 2018 11:50:39
happy bday!
April 30, 2018 11:00:34
Caverne was on the front page! He's very pretty!
November 02, 2017 13:18:32
Thanks for the hatchling bean
October 28, 2017 19:55:01
Thank you for your comment. :) I am sorry it took so long to return the message to you. I hope you have a wonderful weekend too.
October 22, 2017 13:41:11
Koraon and her toad were on the front page
October 07, 2017 06:43:50
August 10, 2017 10:58:35
ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ*:・゚✧ *throws confetti* Happy birthday!
August 09, 2017 21:24:19
Hideaki is lovely, and i am not even a huge fan of yellow, but he makes it work!
August 05, 2017 11:57:38
August 05, 2017 11:53:26
shut up
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my name is JEFF
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Sunswiss (#337651)

dragons grow and die but i stay silly :3
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I don't know if I'm woke or just stupid

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Apr 26
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