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WE ARE GATHERING MANY BONES OF CHILDREN TO WEAR AS ARMOR

PLEASE PRAY FOR GEOFF AND ABBIE AND BOBBY AS THEY GATHER BONES FROM THE FIELDS OF BARLEY

update: WE HAVE BEGUN LEARNING HOW TO JUGGLE IT IS OUR NEW TRAIT. WE ARE A GAGGLE OF JUGGLERS! - gg

update: GEEHOFF IS IN CHARGE OF KEEPING THE BONE COLLECTORS MORAL WHILE ABBIEBLOODDRINKER AKA ABBYBLOODDRINKER AKA ABBZBLOODDRINKA AKA EGGIEYOLKDRINKER IS IN CHARGE OF BATTLE TACTICS. BOBBY BONES IS RIDING SHOTGUN AS A COOL BAD BOY RENEGADE WHO ALL THE DRAGONS HAVE A CRUSH ON. - gg

update: I HAVE RAISED AN ARMY FROM THE MAGICS I SQUEEZED OUT OF SOME PUZZLES AND BUBBLE BOBBLE! I WILL USE THEM TO BUILD A GREAT PYRAMID WHICH WILL SERVE AS OUR DRACONIC FORTRESS OF FORTITUDE! - gg

update: WE STARTED USING SOME OF THE CHILDREN BONES WE HAVE GATHERED AS ARMOR AND THEY WORK GREAT! EVERYONE IS TERRIFIED OF OUR DRAGONS THAT APPROACH DRESSED AS THE SKELETONS OF HUMAN CHILDREN! - gg

update: THE DRAGONS VOTED TO HAVE A FLAG DESIGNING CONTEST! SO FAR EVERYONE IS THRILLED EXCEPT OnlyMakesCrepes. THAT DRAGON ONLY IS INTERESTED IN MAKING CREPES AND NOTHING ELSE. -- gg

update: A RABBIT STARTED FOLLOWING AROUND THE DRAGON OnlyMakesCrepes. WE DON'T UNDERSTAND! WHY DOES THE DRAGON WHO ONLY LIKES MAKING CREPES GET ALL THE ATTENTION. EVERYONE ELSE IS BUMMED. -- gg

update: WE SENT A FRUIT RELATED SPY TO SPY ON LAUGHTERKEY. WE ARE SEARCHING FOR THE GREAT LAUGHTER KEY TO UNLOCK THE GATE OF GIGGLES! ONCE WE FIND IT OUR CLEVER FRUIT RELATED SPY WILL STEAL IT AND BRING IT BACK TO OUR GOLDEN PYRAMID! -- gg

update: EVERYTHING HAS BECOME SO MONOTONOUS LATELY! GRR! THE SAME DRAGONS DOING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER... ALL OF US DISLIKE IT. WE HAVE DECIDED TO START VOTING DRAGONS OUT OF THE PYRAMID! WE WILL EXALT THEM TO FIND BONES ETERNALLY IN THE WASTES OF THE SHADOWLAND! -- gg

update: LOTS OF OUR ORIGINAL DRAGONS HAVE BEEN VOTED OUT OF THE GOLDEN PYRAMID. I AM SO HAPPY THERE ISNT AN 'EXALT' BUTTON NEXT TO MY NAME OTHERWISE I WOULDA BEEN DEAD MEAT! -- gg

update: WE HAVE BEGUN EXALTING SPIES INTO THE LAIR OF THE SHADOWBINDER! IM WONDERING WHERE ARE ALL OF THE BONES I WAS PROMISED?? THAT RUDE SHADOWBINDER HASNT SENT ME ANY BONES WHATSOEVER. THE DRAGONS AND I ARE SUPER MAD! -- gg