Zaelis' Clan

I was thinking about this webm while standing in line waiting to pay for my groceries and thought of a funny filename for it but now that I'm home I forgot it

Put a zoomer in front of a fax machine and it's like the black box from 2001 comes down and they touch all the sides, screeching, becoming more feral as they inspect it, looking for a touchscreen, asking if it connects "to an app", before saying "is this a prank", and trying to film the staff for "wasting their time". The Zoomer clutches its phone like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, and in a drunken stupor, stumbles out of the building into the harsh light of the world, knowing that it is run by evil old people using dark magic to send documents wirelessly. The Zoomer imagines these documents zooming over their heads. ZOOM. ZOOM. ZOOM. It's like a heartbeat they are now aware of. Screeching, they zoom zoom to their doom.
A few hours later, their mother receives a fax notifying them of their failed interview. The zoomer is only allowed to tip 2 streamers this week now.

Ravioli

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