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ryland, 18, he/him

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tasbot said

July 28, 2015 17:18:16

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tasbot said

July 28, 2015 17:03:49

uwu < mark of the normie

tasbot said

July 28, 2015 15:18:46

tasbot said

July 28, 2015 14:23:02

Nyxi said

July 24, 2015 14:26:05

Clan Nimbus more like...clan Gaybus

tasbot said

June 22, 2015 21:22:31

get wrekt

Nyxi said

May 19, 2015 16:21:31

you STOLE fizzy LIFTING DRINKS, You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
[turns back to his work]

Nyxi said

May 19, 2015 16:20:54

Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum!
[slams the contract copy and the magnifying glass down, continues shouting]
Willy Wonka: It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!

Nyxi said

May 19, 2015 16:20:38

[grabs a magnifying glass and reads]
Willy Wonka: I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera...

Nyxi said

May 19, 2015 16:19:49

Willy Wonka: [springs up from his chair, angrily] Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy:

Nyxi said

May 19, 2015 16:19:16

Willy Wonka: He doesn't.
Grandpa Joe: Why not?
Willy Wonka: Because he broke the rules.
Grandpa Joe: What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie?
[Charlie shakes his head briefly]

Nyxi said

May 19, 2015 16:18:53

Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka?
Willy Wonka: [pointedly ignoring him and Charlie] I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
Grandpa Joe: [tentatively] I just wanted to ask about the chocolate. The-the lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. Wh-When does he get it?