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TOPIC | Puns?
@LunaAndStars *legally blonde voice* Hey, punk, let's dance!
Famous last words: "Look, Dr. Jekyll, you're getting under my Hyde!"
Cleopatra wasn't a very honest person. In fact she was the queen of denial.
The first oboe music was just made for people who could reed.
Bakers went on strike because they wanted more dough
I made a chair especially for kings, but it ended up getting throne out.
Dye-making conventions are always held in a tint
Fishhooks reelly have caught on
School is a pretty classy place
A bank without tellers was opened for people who believe that money talks
Do you know why barber shops are always cold? They're hair-conditioned
When clocks were invented they were the tock of the town
Artificial ice crystals are just snow fakes
An army dental unit has a good drill team
An employee fell into a huge vat of gum, and his boss chewed him out.
Wooden money used to be used as currency a long time ago, with the most common piece being a sliver dollar.
Broken pencils are pointless.
When a new brand of soda became popular, the inventor's son proudly said "That's my pop!"
the inventor of the auto muffler said it was exhausting work.
The price of duck feathers has increased. Now even down is up.
Although straw hats went out of style, they had their hay day.
Candles were originally used on birthday cakes by people who wanted to make light of their age.
barbed wire is great for de fence
Knitted sox were first used for hand warmers, but they went down to defeat.
I'm going to open up a store that repairs gardening tools so that I can make mower money.
The formula for rouge wasn't reddy until 1905.
Famous last words: "Look, Dr. Jekyll, you're getting under my Hyde!"
Cleopatra wasn't a very honest person. In fact she was the queen of denial.
The first oboe music was just made for people who could reed.
Bakers went on strike because they wanted more dough
I made a chair especially for kings, but it ended up getting throne out.
Dye-making conventions are always held in a tint
Fishhooks reelly have caught on
School is a pretty classy place
A bank without tellers was opened for people who believe that money talks
Do you know why barber shops are always cold? They're hair-conditioned
When clocks were invented they were the tock of the town
Artificial ice crystals are just snow fakes
An army dental unit has a good drill team
An employee fell into a huge vat of gum, and his boss chewed him out.
Wooden money used to be used as currency a long time ago, with the most common piece being a sliver dollar.
Broken pencils are pointless.
When a new brand of soda became popular, the inventor's son proudly said "That's my pop!"
the inventor of the auto muffler said it was exhausting work.
The price of duck feathers has increased. Now even down is up.
Although straw hats went out of style, they had their hay day.
Candles were originally used on birthday cakes by people who wanted to make light of their age.
barbed wire is great for de fence
Knitted sox were first used for hand warmers, but they went down to defeat.
I'm going to open up a store that repairs gardening tools so that I can make mower money.
The formula for rouge wasn't reddy until 1905.
@LunaAndStars *legally blonde voice* Hey, punk, let's dance!
Famous last words: "Look, Dr. Jekyll, you're getting under my Hyde!"
Cleopatra wasn't a very honest person. In fact she was the queen of denial.
The first oboe music was just made for people who could reed.
Bakers went on strike because they wanted more dough
I made a chair especially for kings, but it ended up getting throne out.
Dye-making conventions are always held in a tint
Fishhooks reelly have caught on
School is a pretty classy place
A bank without tellers was opened for people who believe that money talks
Do you know why barber shops are always cold? They're hair-conditioned
When clocks were invented they were the tock of the town
Artificial ice crystals are just snow fakes
An army dental unit has a good drill team
An employee fell into a huge vat of gum, and his boss chewed him out.
Wooden money used to be used as currency a long time ago, with the most common piece being a sliver dollar.
Broken pencils are pointless.
When a new brand of soda became popular, the inventor's son proudly said "That's my pop!"
the inventor of the auto muffler said it was exhausting work.
The price of duck feathers has increased. Now even down is up.
Although straw hats went out of style, they had their hay day.
Candles were originally used on birthday cakes by people who wanted to make light of their age.
barbed wire is great for de fence
Knitted sox were first used for hand warmers, but they went down to defeat.
I'm going to open up a store that repairs gardening tools so that I can make mower money.
The formula for rouge wasn't reddy until 1905.
Famous last words: "Look, Dr. Jekyll, you're getting under my Hyde!"
Cleopatra wasn't a very honest person. In fact she was the queen of denial.
The first oboe music was just made for people who could reed.
Bakers went on strike because they wanted more dough
I made a chair especially for kings, but it ended up getting throne out.
Dye-making conventions are always held in a tint
Fishhooks reelly have caught on
School is a pretty classy place
A bank without tellers was opened for people who believe that money talks
Do you know why barber shops are always cold? They're hair-conditioned
When clocks were invented they were the tock of the town
Artificial ice crystals are just snow fakes
An army dental unit has a good drill team
An employee fell into a huge vat of gum, and his boss chewed him out.
Wooden money used to be used as currency a long time ago, with the most common piece being a sliver dollar.
Broken pencils are pointless.
When a new brand of soda became popular, the inventor's son proudly said "That's my pop!"
the inventor of the auto muffler said it was exhausting work.
The price of duck feathers has increased. Now even down is up.
Although straw hats went out of style, they had their hay day.
Candles were originally used on birthday cakes by people who wanted to make light of their age.
barbed wire is great for de fence
Knitted sox were first used for hand warmers, but they went down to defeat.
I'm going to open up a store that repairs gardening tools so that I can make mower money.
The formula for rouge wasn't reddy until 1905.
What do you call a Ridgeback without a body or a nose? Nobody knows!
@puns *flips table* let's go!
I'm reading a book about gravity, it's impossible to put down.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldnt get a reaction.
I was a banker, but I lost interest.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting closer, then it hit me.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
He drove his car into a tree, that's how he found out how Mercedes bends.
Need an ark to save two of every creature? I Noah guy.
My tailor is very happy to make a pair of pants for me, or sew it seams.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomarang, then it came back to me.
When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase. 'Fire at will'
I'm reading a book about gravity, it's impossible to put down.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldnt get a reaction.
I was a banker, but I lost interest.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting closer, then it hit me.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
He drove his car into a tree, that's how he found out how Mercedes bends.
Need an ark to save two of every creature? I Noah guy.
My tailor is very happy to make a pair of pants for me, or sew it seams.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomarang, then it came back to me.
When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase. 'Fire at will'
@puns *flips table* let's go!
I'm reading a book about gravity, it's impossible to put down.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldnt get a reaction.
I was a banker, but I lost interest.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting closer, then it hit me.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
He drove his car into a tree, that's how he found out how Mercedes bends.
Need an ark to save two of every creature? I Noah guy.
My tailor is very happy to make a pair of pants for me, or sew it seams.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomarang, then it came back to me.
When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase. 'Fire at will'
I'm reading a book about gravity, it's impossible to put down.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldnt get a reaction.
I was a banker, but I lost interest.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting closer, then it hit me.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
He drove his car into a tree, that's how he found out how Mercedes bends.
Need an ark to save two of every creature? I Noah guy.
My tailor is very happy to make a pair of pants for me, or sew it seams.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomarang, then it came back to me.
When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase. 'Fire at will'
@LunaAndStars
noah kept his bee in the ark hives
musician conventions are always well-staffed
tree-climbing contests are useful for those who want to limber up.
i'm very grate-full for wrought-iron decoration.
Pocket-sized tape-recorders: perfect for small talk
Tanning oil can only be used on sun-days
If Betsy Ross asked for opinions on the American flag, is it a flag-poll?
I can rent you a dog kennel on a twenty-year leash
A diet club is really a losing proposition.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intents.
A tavern in Alaska call the polar bar.
A spoiled seafood salad is shrimp-ly awful.
The boat show had a yacht to offer.
A short fortune teller escapes from prison. A small medium at large.
two silk worms were in a race but they ended up in a tie
Roulette tables frequently take a turn for the bettor\
My electrician usually worries about current events.
The plasterer named his son Wally.
noah kept his bee in the ark hives
musician conventions are always well-staffed
tree-climbing contests are useful for those who want to limber up.
i'm very grate-full for wrought-iron decoration.
Pocket-sized tape-recorders: perfect for small talk
Tanning oil can only be used on sun-days
If Betsy Ross asked for opinions on the American flag, is it a flag-poll?
I can rent you a dog kennel on a twenty-year leash
A diet club is really a losing proposition.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intents.
A tavern in Alaska call the polar bar.
A spoiled seafood salad is shrimp-ly awful.
The boat show had a yacht to offer.
A short fortune teller escapes from prison. A small medium at large.
two silk worms were in a race but they ended up in a tie
Roulette tables frequently take a turn for the bettor\
My electrician usually worries about current events.
The plasterer named his son Wally.
@LunaAndStars
noah kept his bee in the ark hives
musician conventions are always well-staffed
tree-climbing contests are useful for those who want to limber up.
i'm very grate-full for wrought-iron decoration.
Pocket-sized tape-recorders: perfect for small talk
Tanning oil can only be used on sun-days
If Betsy Ross asked for opinions on the American flag, is it a flag-poll?
I can rent you a dog kennel on a twenty-year leash
A diet club is really a losing proposition.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intents.
A tavern in Alaska call the polar bar.
A spoiled seafood salad is shrimp-ly awful.
The boat show had a yacht to offer.
A short fortune teller escapes from prison. A small medium at large.
two silk worms were in a race but they ended up in a tie
Roulette tables frequently take a turn for the bettor\
My electrician usually worries about current events.
The plasterer named his son Wally.
noah kept his bee in the ark hives
musician conventions are always well-staffed
tree-climbing contests are useful for those who want to limber up.
i'm very grate-full for wrought-iron decoration.
Pocket-sized tape-recorders: perfect for small talk
Tanning oil can only be used on sun-days
If Betsy Ross asked for opinions on the American flag, is it a flag-poll?
I can rent you a dog kennel on a twenty-year leash
A diet club is really a losing proposition.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intents.
A tavern in Alaska call the polar bar.
A spoiled seafood salad is shrimp-ly awful.
The boat show had a yacht to offer.
A short fortune teller escapes from prison. A small medium at large.
two silk worms were in a race but they ended up in a tie
Roulette tables frequently take a turn for the bettor\
My electrician usually worries about current events.
The plasterer named his son Wally.
What do you call a Ridgeback without a body or a nose? Nobody knows!
@Puns:
You're killing me. I'm dead serious.
You ever heard a candle recite poetry? Well, I'd say they wax poetic.
Did you hear about the duck movie star? He got top billing in his second film.
Teaching kids gardening will definitely seed a future interest.
The Frog Prince and Salmonella's marriage was awful fishy.
Did you know that bookworms like to devour books? Or at least that's the cover story.
Writers hate pencils that break, but the pencils think it's quite snappy.
Where do elephants go for vacation? To Tuskany.
The evil piano did his best to a-tune for his sins.
You're killing me. I'm dead serious.
You ever heard a candle recite poetry? Well, I'd say they wax poetic.
Did you hear about the duck movie star? He got top billing in his second film.
Teaching kids gardening will definitely seed a future interest.
The Frog Prince and Salmonella's marriage was awful fishy.
Did you know that bookworms like to devour books? Or at least that's the cover story.
Writers hate pencils that break, but the pencils think it's quite snappy.
Where do elephants go for vacation? To Tuskany.
The evil piano did his best to a-tune for his sins.
@Puns:
You're killing me. I'm dead serious.
You ever heard a candle recite poetry? Well, I'd say they wax poetic.
Did you hear about the duck movie star? He got top billing in his second film.
Teaching kids gardening will definitely seed a future interest.
The Frog Prince and Salmonella's marriage was awful fishy.
Did you know that bookworms like to devour books? Or at least that's the cover story.
Writers hate pencils that break, but the pencils think it's quite snappy.
Where do elephants go for vacation? To Tuskany.
The evil piano did his best to a-tune for his sins.
You're killing me. I'm dead serious.
You ever heard a candle recite poetry? Well, I'd say they wax poetic.
Did you hear about the duck movie star? He got top billing in his second film.
Teaching kids gardening will definitely seed a future interest.
The Frog Prince and Salmonella's marriage was awful fishy.
Did you know that bookworms like to devour books? Or at least that's the cover story.
Writers hate pencils that break, but the pencils think it's quite snappy.
Where do elephants go for vacation? To Tuskany.
The evil piano did his best to a-tune for his sins.
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