Cooldowns are so long
Finally, three perfect eggs
Why were they all boys
I needed twin girls for my fandragon project. I was so excited, I've been saving up for ages to gene the parents, and now this... R.I.P.
Cooldowns are so long
Finally, three perfect eggs
Why were they all boys
I needed twin girls for my fandragon project. I was so excited, I've been saving up for ages to gene the parents, and now this... R.I.P.
I wrote another one:
I saved up for months
For that iridescent scroll
One month more? Too long.
The character I was trying to breed a fandragon for enjoys satirical haikus, so it seems appropriate.
I wrote another one:
I saved up for months
For that iridescent scroll
One month more? Too long.
The character I was trying to breed a fandragon for enjoys satirical haikus, so it seems appropriate.
Haikus are stupid
I would rather do anything
Than write a Haiku
Not yours though. I'm just bad at them in general and can only remember this one for reasons.
Coli why? I die
Because random dodge chances
Seriously, why?
Haikus are stupid
I would rather do anything
Than write a Haiku
Not yours though. I'm just bad at them in general and can only remember this one for reasons.
Coli why? I die
Because random dodge chances
Seriously, why?
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Ooh, I love haikus! Almost as much as I love the anguished cries of those who've been out of luck for extended periods of time.
Ooh, I love haikus! Almost as much as I love the anguished cries of those who've been out of luck for extended periods of time.
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agentfern
The haiku are back! I remember the old thread that made me write my first (and only) haiku ever, which is still in my profile to this day.
Thank you for bringing back the poetic ways of the doomed FR player.
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agentfern
The haiku are back! I remember the old thread that made me write my first (and only) haiku ever, which is still in my profile to this day.
Thank you for bringing back the poetic ways of the doomed FR player.
Pinkerton gives me
Three Berserkers in a row
Love the RNG.
let's be nice to the RNG.
Pinkerton gives me
Three Berserkers in a row
Love the RNG.
let's be nice to the RNG.
Hey, friendly reminder to drink water, stretch, and take a short break if you can. Stay healthy! Also, don't forget about any chores or tasks you might be putting off.
RNG is cruel.
Today I dug for embers.
I only got five.
Seriously, what the **** RNG. Five embers? FIVE EMBERS?
FIVE EMBERS?!?!
I've never seen anyone get less than nine.
RNG is cruel.
Today I dug for embers.
I only got five.
Seriously, what the **** RNG. Five embers? FIVE EMBERS?
FIVE EMBERS?!?!
I've never seen anyone get less than nine.
Scorched Forest, please stop
Two ember stacks and no chests
I just want treasure
Scorched Forest, please stop
Two ember stacks and no chests
I just want treasure
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zoetrope You're very welcome! I didn't remember the old thread, actually, but it makes a lot of sense that it was a thing. The idea seemed familiar (my brain recycles things by accident sometimes).
Incidentally, I wrote a few more:
Oh, breeding projects
Waiting, waiting, and waiting
Such exquisite pain
Fortune spins her wheel
A vast array of colours
Your odds don't look good
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zoetrope You're very welcome! I didn't remember the old thread, actually, but it makes a lot of sense that it was a thing. The idea seemed familiar (my brain recycles things by accident sometimes).
Incidentally, I wrote a few more:
Oh, breeding projects
Waiting, waiting, and waiting
Such exquisite pain
Fortune spins her wheel
A vast array of colours
Your odds don't look good
