Dragon Share

I'm really bad at lore, but one thing I do enjoy is reading/writing really terrible (usually short) lore. My friend always hated it when she'd send a dragon to me for shadow eyes and it'd come back with its blank bio filled with something ridiculous. Well now I'm inviting everyone to do it! Find a dragon of the user above you and write them their own ridiculous new lore. Shorter is better, don't write a book! I'm going to use one of @DustScrow's dragons as an example and write him some lore: ----- [center][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=34479227][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/344793/34479227_350.png[/img][/url] Equinox believes she's not a dragon, but a spider. She makes poorly-constructed fae-sized spider webs out of twine and glue and coats them in honey. This often results in Equinox being sticky. She likes to hide behind her webs and hiss, "Come to me, my pretties," to any passing dragons and enjoys scaring children. -----[/center] [size=2]@Kybalie @Zannanana Come get you some![/size]

@PrismDragonfly [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=47517239] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/475173/47517239_350.png[/img] [/url] Nameless is really forgetful. So forgetful that he often forgets his own name, so he just tells people that he doesn't have one and hopes that they believe him.

@Amberclawed [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=46872204] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/468723/46872204_350.png[/img] [/url] Joker is bad at telling jokes. It’s funny cause they are so bad; the dad joke type of bad. You laugh cause they’re that bad. Poor guy, you gotta hand it to him, he doesn’t stop trying.

@Amberclawed I love it! I'm adding it to his bio. <3

((SKIP ME))

@WolfandCrow [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=42193035] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/421931/42193035_350.png[/img] [/url] Rook is a champion of chess, he always wins. Only because he keeps stealing and hoarding all the chess pieces, especially rooks.

[center]@IssuesMayExist [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=27947387] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/279474/27947387_350.png[/img] [/url] All that fire [i]really[/i] burns, but she accidentally touched a really hot pan one day and had to play it cool in front of a whole pile of people by pretending to be fine, and now she's just too deep in the lie. Please help her.

@DustScrow [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=32914636] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/329147/32914636_350.png[/img] [/url] Moani earned the nickname of "one letter off from Moana." She actually really dislikes that movie, but she is notoriously teased for it. Moani would rather watch something else because of her nickname, and she never lets anyone borrow her Netflix.

@NijiMarii [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=41110272] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/411103/41110272_350.png[/img] [/url] Honu calls himself a pond dragon, and spends most of his time sleeping in the water, with only a snorkel giving him air. He eats whatever little fish that swim near enough to his mouth. Because of this, plants have started growing all over him.