@OzmatheGreat -- 2k ridiculous mode
Overall: I feel like I see you everywhere. Like,
everywhere. I was just walking the dogs, did I see you??? Or just on the forums. We can draw one of two conclusions about this. A) I am stalking you. B) I'm letting you think that
you're stalking
me as a cover for my stalking you. Sorry not sorry.
I also need to go lie down for a minute because I just opened the first page of your lair and I am blind. Who knew that reviewing lairs could be so hazardous to my health, I already need a dentist trip and now an eye doctor trip too? (Optometrist? Gosh I am an English major not a Doctor major)
Okay enough with the personal stuff.
Dawnbringer is so bright and beautiful and gorgeously distracting that you don't even notice the perfectly-matched Sunset Lasher who's about to shred your face off. I don't even care about my face really because she's just so so pretty. Needs a Marigold Flowerfall, though. And maybe one of the orange flowers instead of the pink rose, because I can barely even see it.
Seriously, brown iri and shimmer are some of the prettiest colors on FR, parTICularly on female imps. Female imps are basically the best at iri and/or shim, of course.
Alexandria definitely thinks so. She also thinks that frolicking in the blood of her enemies is the absolute best -- it's probably a good thing that she's hiding here on page 2 cuz I'm sure Sansa and Dorian and Digitalis would be completely appalled by her barbarity. My personal headcanon is that those actually aren't maroon wraps, they're really bloody bandages that have gotten SO bloody that you can't see any white at all.
Could use a red rose flowerfall, though.
I was gonna tell you how
Thranduil needs a LOT of work to live up to his fabulous ice queen elf princess king namesake, and then I saw the Coatl preview in his description and I died. So cute. Ugh. Still needs, like, all the genes, though, and some sparkly accents, because does Thranduil do things halfway? Umm, no. He has faced the serpents of the NORTH okay thorin do you even know anything about dragonfire thorin, so you gotta respect the sparkles. Yes you need to irishimbelly this guy ASAP and also he needs a flowerfall. Sakura, of course. And those weird fairy things that I didn't even know about until two days ago but am now also obsessed with despite not owning any.
Bubonic, yes, good, not like I would have noticed what you were doing without that obvious-super-literal name, right? But that's not the worst of it. I don't care about the snotty gembond, I love the slime familiar, the plagueyness is clear. The problem is--what apparel is this? What are you going for? Mostly the problem is the haori? Just because a thing is green and a dragon is partly green doesn't mean you have to put the thing on the dragon?
Take off haori, replace with sakura flowerfall.
*quiet whisper* *hand on your shoulder* Ozma, my dear. I hate to be the one to do this, but someone must break the news to you some day. Senroh...he's a nice dragon. Well-dressed. Polite. Loves his mate very much. It's just....the brown. The brown gembond. It just looks like poop.
You can give him a nice daisy flowerfall to try and comfort him.
Closing comments: I've been looking at the gif in your profile for about five minutes now.