Curiosity won over the cat. You really wanted to see the lightning labs, so you find yourself in the lobby of one of them; curiously peering at all the pictures lining the walls.
"Shush!"
Startled, you turn, only to see teal blue eyes glaring at you from behind a corner, white teeth exposed in a scowl.
"You shouldn't be here!"
Wait, what?
The dragon steps out, their shape indiscernible by the white lab coat, and their head covered by a black cowl. "Listen up, I nicked these lab reports from one of those new interns that just came in. Shocked them good with a sparkler and grabbed their clipboard, and I gotta say these are really interesting to read."
Wasn't this dragon being all reprimanding just now? What's going on with him?
You open your mouth to say something, but suddenly there's thumping on the tiles and a whole mass of dragons descend among the both of you.
"Steve!" Several voices call in unison; their exasperation and anger leaking through their voices and hanging through the air as clear as day.
The dragon gulps, before pulling off the cowl.
"About time! I thought you lot were faster than this!"
Immediately deep-set scowls appear on their faces, though several stragglers have large grins or facepalm instead.
"WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS! THOSE NEED TO GO TO THE STORMCATCHER!"
Instantly Steve pulls a face, before staring at the lab reports, tapping a claw on his jaw in contemplation. "Hmm... maybe."
Then his eyes brighten. "Alright, I'll do it! On one condition..."
"You have to send me friends to play with!"
"WHAT?!"
"It's simple!" Steve calls out from the corner of the labs, where he waves the clipboard around - innocuous enough if you ignored the fact that he had this unsettling grin on his jaw the whole time.
"I need more of those new interns to play with! I need - what's the phrase? Ah! - fresh blood! You lot aren't fun anyore. You all see through my tricks, and it's no fun if no one laughs!"
At this, everyone lets out a deep set groan, before a Fae and an Imperial step out, looking Steve in the eye.
"Fine," the Fae acquiesces. "For every day that we have this battle, we will send interns to you before herding them into the cannon to the Stormcatcher. In return, we will get our reports back. Deal?"
The Ridgeback taps his claw on the tiled floor. "No, not fair. I need... a guarantee! Yes, a guarantee! For every day that you send me fresh blood, I'll return... one report!"
"But there are ten reports you took!"
His grin is truly unsettling at this moment. "Then I guess you'd better find more fresh blood for me to play with, then."
Basically, for every day that we get sent in dragons, we get a new report released - no thanks to Steve *angrily mutters* - plus a couple of extra if we meet some goals along the way~
Each post will get a report to it, and you will be pinged - if you choose to - when we get a new report. Of course, you could go the easy way and donate to the OOF raffle to get pinged, unless you'd rather get pinged by yours truly!
//coughs
Okay, okay. Basically this is a place to collect the lab reports so you don't have to go scavenging in the OOF raffle thread for them, and also a place for you to discuss them if you want to!
(There's several reports that made me laugh, trust me, this thread will have life.)
"Shush!"
Startled, you turn, only to see teal blue eyes glaring at you from behind a corner, white teeth exposed in a scowl.
"You shouldn't be here!"
Wait, what?
The dragon steps out, their shape indiscernible by the white lab coat, and their head covered by a black cowl. "Listen up, I nicked these lab reports from one of those new interns that just came in. Shocked them good with a sparkler and grabbed their clipboard, and I gotta say these are really interesting to read."
Wasn't this dragon being all reprimanding just now? What's going on with him?
You open your mouth to say something, but suddenly there's thumping on the tiles and a whole mass of dragons descend among the both of you.
"Steve!" Several voices call in unison; their exasperation and anger leaking through their voices and hanging through the air as clear as day.
The dragon gulps, before pulling off the cowl.
"About time! I thought you lot were faster than this!"
Immediately deep-set scowls appear on their faces, though several stragglers have large grins or facepalm instead.
"WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS! THOSE NEED TO GO TO THE STORMCATCHER!"
Instantly Steve pulls a face, before staring at the lab reports, tapping a claw on his jaw in contemplation. "Hmm... maybe."
Then his eyes brighten. "Alright, I'll do it! On one condition..."
"You have to send me friends to play with!"
"WHAT?!"
"It's simple!" Steve calls out from the corner of the labs, where he waves the clipboard around - innocuous enough if you ignored the fact that he had this unsettling grin on his jaw the whole time.
"I need more of those new interns to play with! I need - what's the phrase? Ah! - fresh blood! You lot aren't fun anyore. You all see through my tricks, and it's no fun if no one laughs!"
At this, everyone lets out a deep set groan, before a Fae and an Imperial step out, looking Steve in the eye.
"Fine," the Fae acquiesces. "For every day that we have this battle, we will send interns to you before herding them into the cannon to the Stormcatcher. In return, we will get our reports back. Deal?"
The Ridgeback taps his claw on the tiled floor. "No, not fair. I need... a guarantee! Yes, a guarantee! For every day that you send me fresh blood, I'll return... one report!"
"But there are ten reports you took!"
His grin is truly unsettling at this moment. "Then I guess you'd better find more fresh blood for me to play with, then."
Basically, for every day that we get sent in dragons, we get a new report released - no thanks to Steve *angrily mutters* - plus a couple of extra if we meet some goals along the way~
Each post will get a report to it, and you will be pinged - if you choose to - when we get a new report. Of course, you could go the easy way and donate to the OOF raffle to get pinged, unless you'd rather get pinged by yours truly!
//coughs
Okay, okay. Basically this is a place to collect the lab reports so you don't have to go scavenging in the OOF raffle thread for them, and also a place for you to discuss them if you want to!
(There's several reports that made me laugh, trust me, this thread will have life.)
