Dragons For Sale

[center][img]http://i.imgur.com/3nxGxHq.png[/img][/center] [center] [size=2]Look ma, I can do 3D effects in a free image editor, are you proud of me now?[/size][/center] [b][u]Hello and welcome to [tongue-in-cheek] hatchery![/b][/u] My dragon breeding skills are as stellar as my image editing ones, which means creatures here are more than likely to look like they’re suffering. But fear not, dear visitors, they are just fine. In fact, they are more than fine. You see, I believe that every [s]fodder[/s] unique individual deserves their own little backstory. And I deserve pixel money. Let’s make a deal, shall we? [center][size=5][b][u]RULES[/b][/u][/size][/center] [LIST] [*][b]Prices are negotiable[/b], don’t be afraid to ask if you like a dragon but can’t afford it (but shhh, don’t tell them I sold them cheap) [*]I accept [b]treasure[/b] and [b]gems[/b] ([b]1:670[/b] gem:treasure ratio). Items will be considered on case-by-case basis. The same goes for firstborn children. [*][b]Pinglist: [/b] YES, please ask to be put on my pinglists, I swear the graphics in this thread will be nicer to look at one day. [*]I will [b]hold dragons for up to a week[/b]. No longer than that though, they are kinda heavy and my arms are weak. [*]Why yes,[b] the handsome Snapper boy[/b] is in fact a part of one of my breeding pairs. You want magenta poitox babies? Worry no more! [*]You are[b] free to do whatever you want with dragons from this hatchery[/b]. Keep them, sell them, exalt them. They will eventually meet the great sky noodle if nobody wants them anyway. [*][b]Windies, Affiliates and Friends get a 10% discount.[/b] Now I wish I had more friends. Oh well. [/LIST] [b]Updates[/b] [i]1/21/2016: I ran out of lairspace and I think I’m vaguely funny. Hatchery officially opened.[/i] [b]General Pinglis/Awesome people[/b] Guys, please. Please. @Leopardess @Axiomatix @Soni (werewolf hunters - grey/obs/crim or similar) @slp0001 @OverlordFreya @Leeli @Astroknots @Lukanightfire @Archaeoraptor

[center][size=5][b][u]FOR SALE[/b][/u][/size][/center] [quote] [center][b]***BIOS IN PROGRESS, ping me if you want to reserve one and want me to include something specific ***[/b][/center] [quote=Shiny Butts] [center][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=21520965] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/215210/21520965_350.png[/img] [/url] Female Imp, White Iri/Rose Facet/Ice Underbelly (25,000t) [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=21520966] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/215210/21520966_350.png[/img] [/url] Female Imp, White Iri/Maize Facet/Ice Underbelly (25,000t) [/quote] [quote=Mascots] [center] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=21520976] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/215210/21520976_350.png[/img] [/url] Female Tundra, Magenta Poi/Magenta Tox/Crimson Underbelly (20.000t) [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=21520977] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/215210/21520977_350.png[/img] [/url] Male Tundra, Magenta Poi/Soil Tox/Red Basic (18.000t) [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=21520978] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/215210/21520978_350.png[/img] [/url] Male Tundra, Magenta Poi/Maroon Tox/Rose Underbelly (20.000t) [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=21520979] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/215210/21520979_350.png[/img] [/url] Female Tundra, Magenta Poi/Stone Tox/Rust Underbelly (18.000t) [/quote] [quote] [center][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=21520970] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/215210/21520970_350.png[/img] [/url] Male Guardian, Brown Clown/Avocado Current/Maize Underbelly (25.000t)[/quote] [/quote] [/quote]

[center][size=5][b][u]BREEDING PAIRS[/b][/u][/size][/center] ***in progress*** *** I SWEAR I WILL MAKE COOL BREEDING CARDS*** [quote=THE MASCOTS] [img]http://i.imgur.com/HG2sS0u.png[/img] Your life will not be complete without a poitox magenta dragon. Trust me on this. [i]Pinglist: THE COOL KIDS (I’m peer pressuring you, is it working?)[/i][/quote] [quote=SHINY BUTTS] [img]http://i.imgur.com/KRGZHIr.png[/img] Haha, it says butts. These guys will have seriously pretty babies with serious bios. Like, once a year if the stars align correctly, or whatever you kids call the breeding cooldown these days. [i]Pinglist: Everybody who likes butts.[/i] @Diamondshine101 [/quote] [quote=WEREWOLF HUNTERS] [img]http://i.imgur.com/tWOXmJ9.png[/img] Hear me out fellas. You know how it’s pretty darn efficient to kill werewolves with silver bullets? Have you ever thought of trying silver cannonballs? No? You can thank me later. Disclaimer: Some of the hatchlings are not actually made from silver, use at your own risk. [i]Pinglist: Team Vampire @RabidFawn[/i] [/quote] [quote=VAMPIRES] [img]http://i.imgur.com/S0LbqTW.png[/img] They are old, they don’t sparkle, and when they laugh it sounds kinda dorky. [i]Pinglist: Eh, Team Vampire again?[/i][/quote] [quote=HAND ME DOWN CLOTHES] [img]http://i.imgur.com/IQGsiJM.png[/img] Ok, I don’t think my peer pressure is working. Look guys, I’m going to bribe you. Recurring buyers are eligible to receive a living Fred, for free.* --- [size=2]*I’m still not over it okay? Don’t judge me, creating a Weasley-themed dragon pair is a coping mechanism. I can’t guarantee we won’t get any Percys or Ginnys in these nests, but if a.)you buy at least two dragons from my hatchery b.)write the sappiest fanfiction where your favorite deceased HP characters are alive and well, YOU GET A FREE DRAGON. [/size] [i]Pinglist: me. I am sad and want a Fred dragon. @Mist66 @EileenTheCrow [/i] [/quote] [center][size=5][b][u]REHOMED. SOLD.[/b][/u][/size][/center] [s]Coming soon. I hope. Please buy them guys, I really need dragon dough for lair expansions.[/s] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=19430964][img]http://i.imgur.com/fRuIeUF.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=18291917][img]http://i.imgur.com/cBtEsLv.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=20347348][img]http://i.imgur.com/1kvY2O6.png[/img][/url] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=20527157][img]http://i.imgur.com/gwtxz8W.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=20527156][img]http://i.imgur.com/BTmilsw.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=20791331][img]http://i.imgur.com/WajYFKe.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=20527155][img]http://i.imgur.com/Ewwwrvw.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=18478262][img]http://i.imgur.com/4ulwyzH.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=20930953][img]http://i.imgur.com/n6VWf4i.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=20930952][img]http://i.imgur.com/jkKHUEP.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=21137478][img]http://i.imgur.com/ENfJtJK.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=21137479][img]http://i.imgur.com/Isv0x1G.png[/img][/url]

[center][size=5][b][u]AFFILIATES[/b][/u][/size][/center] Be my advertising buddy! [center][img]http://oi61.tinypic.com/33w8h1t.jpg[/img][/center] [url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1655786]Kogo's Lore Dragons. [/url] Kogo is my quote-unquote senpai. Buy her dragons, I don't have the lair space. [center][center][img]http://oi61.tinypic.com/33w8h1t.jpg[/img][/center] [url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/1741783][b] Leopardess' Writing Shop! [/b][/url][/center] [center][img]http://oi61.tinypic.com/33w8h1t.jpg[/img][/center] [center][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1667395][img]https://41.media.tumblr.com/00491fad4d8941575269697f91d1a2b0/tumblr_nzbsiztfVY1umkd61o1_r2_250.png[/img][/url][/center] [center][img]http://oi61.tinypic.com/33w8h1t.jpg[/img][/center] [center][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1459195][img]http://i1368.photobucket.com/albums/ag190/kemmelkamp/TLE%20-%20Affiliate%20Banner2_zpsxzv9dlvl.png[/img][/url][/center] [center][img]http://oi61.tinypic.com/33w8h1t.jpg[/img][/center] [center][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1746384][img]http://i.imgur.com/WtEdDMB.png[/img][/url]

Should I reserve two more posts? I think I should.

[b]THE HATCHERY IS OPEN. DREAMBOAT COMPELS YOU TO BUY STUFF[/b] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=19181652] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/191817/19181652_350.png[/img] [/url] Guys, lookit, I made a thing. I absolutely do not apologize for pinging you, because I want you to look at the thing and tell me I'm awesome. @Kogoruhn @Soni @BitterBitter @SobiMoppi @Argyria @Falorni @DragonFlute @Leopardess KOGO, gimme a picture to use, I am affiliating you without consent.

@ozvena Could I be put on the ping list for the werewolf hunters?
(I freaking love your descriptions btw XD)

@RabidFawn absolutely! and thank you!
Both werewolf hunters are RTB, I was about to put them on a nest, so I hope I'll manage to clear or expand my lair soon to actually hatch the devils.

@ozvena Thank you! Can't wait to see them, and good luck with your hatchery!