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You heard me. For the price of two immaculate tablets per dragon (one for each hand) I will aggressively comb your lair and tell you which dragon I would fight and why.* Or not fight. Or possibly ride into battle and then fight, my ways are many and mysterious, I WILL FIGHT YOUR DRAGONS.

*I will not not actually fight your dragons

@Kalyrra [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=7754836] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/77549/7754836_350.png[/img] [/url] I could definitely take this guy. He's named after an apple? I eat apples, same principle. He's already hiding behind a tree, I'm pretty sure this won't be tough. Would definitely fight Pomme. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=8028361] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/80284/8028361_350.png[/img] [/url] I think I could fight Kringle but probably shouldn't. Look at this guy, he's 3 meters of fluff and fond Christmas wishes. You don't just punch cheerful holiday memories in the jaw, unless you're the grinch. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=10654116] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/106542/10654116_350.png[/img] [/url] Don't fight Karma. Look deep, deep into her eyes. That is the expression of someone who knows that she will bring about the bitter vengeance her name implies. If I fight Karma, in about a week's time, a piano will fall on me. Somewhere, far away and for seemingly no reason, she smiles. Don't fight Karma. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12025351] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/120254/12025351_350.png[/img] [/url] Don't fight Delirium. Are you kidding me? Look at this guy. Look at that skull-faced grin. Look at those jaunty mulberry wings. Those are the wings of a dragon who fears nothing. Please don't make me fight Delirium.

@Arelyn [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=5172062] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/51721/5172062_350.png[/img] [/url] See Oliver is tricky because you think sure, a spindly nerd in goggles, I could fight this guy. It's a trap. I could take Oliver, but that golem would get from behind. Never get in a fight with a lightning wielding robot. Don't fight Oliver because you'll have to fight his robot too. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11110401] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/111105/11110401_350.png[/img] [/url] I could definitely fight Trixie. Distract her with a joke, and while she's waiting for the punchline, bring in the PUNCHline. Bam. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. I'm absolutely going to fight Trixie. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=3339442] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/33395/3339442_350.png[/img] [/url] Don't fight Delilah, is what you're expecting me to say. She's covered in blood and wears the bones of her enemies. She's clearly a seasoned and difficult opponent. SURPRISE, I'M GOING TO FIGHT DELILAH, DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YOU? NEITHER WILL SHE. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=7344060] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/73441/7344060_350.png[/img] [/url] Sure I could fight Nora, but what kind of monster could harm that sweet face? Don't fight Nora. Even if you won, you'd still lose. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=13164933] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/131650/13164933_350.png[/img] [/url] I could fight one Moss. I could probably even fight two of them. But this is an eight Moss gauntlet, one which I am man enough to admit I can not brave. I will respectfully shake hands with Moss.

@Rayvin [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12000035] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/120001/12000035_350.png[/img] [/url] I can definitely fight Prometheus. He thinks all that armor will protect him. He won't be suspecting my witty and barbed insults that will pierce right through it. Then while his guard is down, I punch him in the neck. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11421086] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/114211/11421086_350.png[/img] [/url] I can not fight Lorikeet. I am utterly incapable of harming this tiny, precious birb. I'm sorry I ever even thought about it. I'm so sorry. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=13541569] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/135416/13541569_350.png[/img] [/url] I CAN ABSOLUTELY FIGHT FLAU THOUGH IF YOU THINK I WON'T FIGHT A BABY YOU'RE WRONG. I COULD FIGHT AT LEAST THREE AND A HALF BABIES. BRING IT.