Roleplay

HELLO??? I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND MY PIE??? WHY CAN'T I HEAR ANYONE???

oh shoot grandpa fell, call life alert [emoji=skull size=1]

oh no so sad go charge ur hearing aids grandpa

eats beans EVERYONE BE QUIET NOW WHEEL IS ON
I NEED TO WATCH MY STORIES

what

*blares rock music*

(headbangs)

MONSTER RNEGRY GUN

i bet YOU COWARDS NEVER EVEN CAUGHT THEM ALL INCLUDIN GMEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alexa play HEART
ALEXA PLAY HEART VERY VERY LOUD
BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER LIKE THEM BLUE ANGELS

[Chorus]
Monster energy
Monster energy
Monster energy gun
Monster energy
Monster energy
Monster energy gun

[Verse 1]
Pink monster
Red monster
Spray until you're
Dead monster
Aim right at their head monster
Liquid like it's lead monster
White monster
Black monster
White feds and
Black choppas
If I see another oppa
Imma call a frat, sock em
Ultra-red and dragon fruit
My shooters got Latin roots
I leave your head wagon-roof?d and
Spill the red when dragging you

[Chorus]
Monst?r energy
Monster energy
Monster energy gun
Monster energy
Monster energy
Monster energy gun
Monster energy
Monster energy
Monster energy gun
Monster energy
Monster energy
Monster energy gun

[Intermission]
*Coughing*
Oh my god
My throat hurts so bad
Why did I record this
My throat hurts so bad. Ah
My head hurts
My heads throbbing
I think I've been yelling too loud I-
Need to stop
I need to stop

[Verse 2]
Uh, Imma go hop on a jet ski
Cross on the red sea. Ram it at jet speed
Uh, all of you try to upset me
But never met me. Don't even fret me
Uh, I'm a bit tired
Not the desired kind, I'm the inspired kind
I'd like to say that I have an inspired mind
I met some people that went and rewired mine

I met some people that earned all my trust
I met some people that put me on cusp of my life
But I'm living it right and I'm living it beautifully
Nothing you people that gawk can go do to me

Suitably all you viewin' me get my respect and I
Bet if we met that we would confide
I'm living my life for myself and my friends and my family
Haters cannot change my mind

[Chorus]
Monster energy
Monster energy
Monster energy gun
Monster energy
Monster energy
Monster energy gun
Monster energy
Monster energy
Monster energy gun
Monster energy
Monster energy
Monster energy gun

THAT IS NOT THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIEANCE!!!!!!!!!!!