Raffles & Giveaways

[center][s][color=blue]So I have this [i]small[/i] Jewelry hoarding problem...[/color][/center] [img]http://orig06.deviantart.net/d968/f/2015/254/e/b/jewels_by_sophiawolfie-d995pjr.png[/img] [center][s][b](And lots more than what's listed here!)[/b] [color=purple]Yeah it could be a lot worse. But seriously, I don't know what to do with all this junk! So here's the dealio.[/color] [size=5][b][color=green]If you comment here with a pun about jewels, gems, stones, or shinies (gold, silver) I'll surprise you with a random jewelry piece for your dragons![/color][/b] [/size] [color=teal][size=4][b]One[/b] piece per pun, One entry per user (I don't have [i]that[/i] many), be nice to anyone else posting, no duplicate puns(Just try again!), Be a little patient after you post.[/size][/color] [color=red]This is purely to help me clean out my apparel and get rid'a this stuff! All puns will be accepted, good luck![/s][/s][/center] [center][size=6][color=red]All m'jewels are gone! :o Thank you to everyone who entered! I apologize if there were a few of you who didn't get anything!!! I will send you a consolation prize if I can. Thanks again![/center]

@Skedge :> [img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3b/a3/ec/3ba3ecd584af3ed7546bbac3fb4c4baf.jpg[/img]

@Skedge

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Oh, and thank you for doing this giveaway!

@Skedge
How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 carrots.
thankies :D

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Copper walks in a room full of Gold and asks,"Is it gold in here or is it just me?"

A horrible pun I know but it's all I got XD

An untidy blunt diamond walks into a fancy restaurant. The waiter said "I'm sorry you cannot cone in, you don't look sharp enough"

Wow I can't think of puns xD I guess you could say I'm not too sharp myself

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A diamond came home to his wife, looking shinier and smaller than usual. She asked him what the problem was. His response? "EH, the boss has been drilling me lately."

Oh you want gem puns? Give me a minute and I'll dig some up.

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If you want to have an impact, donate for the crater good. :-P