Roleplay

A girl closed her eyes, sighing. She was rather frustrated, not to mention tired. She had just finished dealing with Chip. Yes, that is his actual name. Chip. He was a good friend of hers, though sometimes he felt more like a brother...
Anyhow.
Dealing with Chip can be...interesting. But now she's trying to get ahold of yet another of her male friends; this one even more troublesome than the previous.
His name was Xavi.
Lots of people thought bad of Xavi, hated him even, but not this girl. She dealt with him using kindness, clever words, and a seemingly limitless well of patience. She certainly needed it, dealing with her friends.
What is this girl's name?
Thea.
She leans over her computer again, glaring at her message screen.

SC: hey, xavi? you there?

SC: this is really kind of important, please answer me.

SC: come on, I know you're online

SC: don't make me keep on messaging you mister

SC: I will facetime your buttocks...

SC: well then, you asked for it!

Assuming a stern face, she opened the facetime window and selected his name. Xavi.
She took a deep breath, closing her eyes, before sending the request. She had a feeling the outcome of this call would change a lot, for everyone...

((yee thea doesnt curse much anyways))

She rolls her eyes at him, noting the dark circles under his eyes. The poor guy looked tired, and she felt a measure of sympathy. Until he opened his mouth, that is.
Yeah, this guy is kind of a posterior. And not a good one, either.
"Well, it is about something I heard from Chip, but that's not any fault of mine." She gave him a stern look, her unique amber eyes meeting his. "If you would actually talk to me, and tell me what is going on in the gameworld rpg baloney of the world of Xavi."
She crosses her arms, and sighs, her lack of sleep suddenly catching up with her.
"Chip mentioned something about aliens? And...SBURB?"
As she mentioned it, the game, her eyes began to fill with images. Well, not just any images. No, these were memories- flashbacks from the most challenging experience she'd ever have to suffer through, and the most scarring.
But, it was over. They beat the game, through much hardship and suffering and pain in the tookus... they survived. There's nothing left now but to rebuild, to start anew.
Right?

She raises an eyebrow at his odd behavior. What was he trying to hide so desperately....
The knight (of life) leaned in closer, and raised her eyebrows. Well then, that would be useful information to have, if he was ever being particularly...stubborn.
Either way, she is glad for the distraction, which seems to have completely changed his attitude over the subject. It saved her some breath, anyways.
At his command to speak, she frowned.
"Uh, dude, I don't know much of anything about this. That's why I came to you. Chip said you discovered aliens and I think he mentioned the game, though I'm not sure..." she shook her head at the memory. "It is Chip, after all. Besides, you're our super special techy game dude, so you're the one who's supposed to fill me in."
She closed her eyes, rubbing her temples. She could feel a headache coming on, and this one wasn't going to be pretty. She attempted to shake herself out of it, pushing the pain from her mind. Now wasn't the time to succumb to this, especially not in front of Xavi.
With him, showing weakness was unadvisable.
"Xavi, I think this could be important. Please, just fill me in on what the everloving heck is going on."

Her headache was back, full force.
Aliens, seriously? She had trouble accepting a lot of the truths of the game, especially the fact that they supposedly created a new universe.
Of course, she knew it and believed, but. It's a whole different thing to hear proof with her own ears.
"Does Cody know about this yet?"
And here she thought they could finally have peace, but he had to come back and cause trouble.
That jerkface, ugh.
"Well it looks like we've got a huge situation on our hands. You said you can see them? Can you interfere with them at all? If so, please don't. I don't want us messing with things we don't completely understand. We all know what happened last time we did that..." she gives him a meaningful look.
"If you wouldn't mind setting me up to see these trolls as well, I can talk to Cody and we all can come up with some sort of game plan. Yes, you will have to attend and pay attention, though I can't force you to care or contribute."
She was getting back into leader mode, things were starting to become familiar again. One thing she had learned how to do during the game was take charge and wrangle together her very...complicated friends.

She shook her head at him.
"Actually, he asked me to tell Cody, the lazy piehole. I will in a bit, because she deserves to know. I'm not leaving anybody out of the loop." She was firm on this decision. Even though Cody may be an issue and cause some problems, there's no way she would keep something this huge from her.
"As for interfering with them, I'm gonna have to put my foot down until I take a look at everything myself. Is there a way you can set that up for my computer, or will I have to come over? Either way, Xavi, I mean it. No meddling with them until I give the say so. Or at least until we've all discussed what our plan is for this. Have they started the game yet?"
The pounding in Thea's head started to increase as her tone sharpened. She hated giving such decisive orders and bossing people around. But she learned the hard way that she can't be nice when telling Xavi to do something.
"I suppose this explains why we haven't seen much of the Ikealord in a while...I had a bad feeling he wouldn't go down so easily, the Swedish *******."
She closed her eyes, massaging her temples.
And, here we go again...

Thea chuckled at the guardian settling on Xavi's head. Karma sure was a jerk.
"Foxgod, hope you know you're always welcome with me!" She called at the screen, not really expecting him to leave. And leave he did not, staying exactly where he was, seemingly comfortable.
I wonder what these trolls are like...?
"Oh, I don't see a problem in looking at all the stuff we can. Better to be prepared, right? After all, we're not sure what his plans are this time..."
Thea sat in silence for a while, lost in thought. However, as she was thinking, she suddenly remembered something a bit more urgent.
"Oh yeah, Xavi, are you coming to help me teach Chip how to fight properly? I could use all the help I can get, this boy is hopeless...I swear, for all of his big talk about being a hero, he is awful at fighting. Yeah, I know you're too much of a condescending homebody to help us, and he's got great godtier powers, but with the Ikea Lord in play again, I think it's best if he learns, and fast..."
She sighed, remembering Chip's past attempts to fight. They had not gone well.
"Maybe he should switch weapons...?" At this point, Thea was just thinking aloud, not really expecting anything at all from Xavi, let alone anything useful.

Thea rolled her eyes at his expressions before stopping and frowning. She had no clue what Chip had been up to as of late, and if he wasn't bothering Xavi...
Ever since they had met online, Thea had always taken care of Chip. He didn't have the best common sense, and he didn't think things through. She had been cleaning up his messes throughout their friendship, and not much had changed.
"Yeah, Cody has agreed to come help, but still...I think it would be good for you to come and help too! I think it'll be good for the four of us to get together in person again, don't you think? We're gonna have to be a team again with the Ikea Lord nipping at our heels, so we might as well act it. Come by, at least, if you won't help." She smiled while she said it, but her tone was hard and left no room for arguing. Rubbing her temples, she rummaged around in her desk for some Tylenol, or something...
"Aha!"
There is was, that bottle of heavenly headache cures. She took two of them, noting the time. Hopefully this would help stop the pounding in her head.

Thea rolls her eyes at him, dismissing his stupid comments. Still, she thinks Xavi is exaggerating a bit. Chip isn't that bad, after all. Although for someone like Xavi, maybe he is particularly bad. Either way.
Thea shrugged, giving up on him. "Fine, fine, I'll stop bugging you about it. You don't have to go. But, I still need your help with something. Will you set up my computer to see these troll dudes at some point though, please?" She says it like a question, and she hopes that he won't force her to make him do so. Interacting with Xavi is always like this, with arguments and tests of will and just...ugh. Talking with him always made Thea tired. It still does, in fact. She hopes she can get off soon, and maybe take a nap or something. She's going to need her rest, to deal with what's ahead.

((wow i cannot write right now like how do i do the writey thing idk im so sorry))

"Thank you," Thea said quickly before the call ended. Her disregarding Xavi's rudeness was automatic, at that point, and she didn't really even notice it anymore. Sighing, she flopped back onto her bed, rubbing her temples.
What now? Things have started getting complicated again, just when I thought that was impossible. I should have known better... And here I thought this would be a brand new start, and things could be simple and easy again. What a ridiculous thought, it seems now. And somehow I am supposed to lead my friends through this? I barely got us through the game in one piece, I don't know how we're supposed to defeat him...I have no idea what to do about him...
She shook her head, trying to push away all the negative thoughts. Now wasn't the time to reflect on them, now was the time to take action!
In the form of taking a nap.
Just a little short one, so that the pounding in her head would go away.
She lays down on the bed and closes her eyes, falling asleep almost instantly-a very rare thing for her.

((bro what do we do now))