world's largest bee
TOPIC | Weird things you've said recently?
"If he gets closer than two feet to a painting again, I'm going to scream."
-me, at an art museum, referring to a classmate whose nose was approximately 1.5 inches from a painting dating to the 1800s. For the fourth time.
-me, at an art museum, referring to a classmate whose nose was approximately 1.5 inches from a painting dating to the 1800s. For the fourth time.
"When you get a papercut and bleed, thats just your blood's attempt at a jail-break." said today, by me obviously. Second weirdest would be "Your skin is an organ"...I say weird stuff everyday, don't mind meee.
"When you get a papercut and bleed, thats just your blood's attempt at a jail-break." said today, by me obviously. Second weirdest would be "Your skin is an organ"...I say weird stuff everyday, don't mind meee.
"Cactus boy."
"Cactus boy."
Tobias | He/Him | Fiesta de Muertos and The Flying Trapeze (100 hatchling challenges)
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too
"Once I get my own house I can scream all I want, and then you can visit me and we can scream together"
"I need to tell [sister] about fuzzy Batman"
"An onion chopping ninja broke into my house"
"I need to tell [sister] about fuzzy Batman"
"An onion chopping ninja broke into my house"
"Once I get my own house I can scream all I want, and then you can visit me and we can scream together"
"I need to tell [sister] about fuzzy Batman"
"An onion chopping ninja broke into my house"
"I need to tell [sister] about fuzzy Batman"
"An onion chopping ninja broke into my house"
We stan plague doctors
''what if u put JUST cereal in a bowl and then milk in a glass and you ate it seperately, like a snack or something like that''
''what if u put JUST cereal in a bowl and then milk in a glass and you ate it seperately, like a snack or something like that''
“Doesn’t it just suck when a bounce house turns into an actual building”
“Doesn’t it just suck when a bounce house turns into an actual building”
If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art
My English teacher said this a few days ago:
"Okay, let me get this started up. Then I'll go look at sloth baby."
"Okay, let me get this started up. Then I'll go look at sloth baby."
My English teacher said this a few days ago:
"Okay, let me get this started up. Then I'll go look at sloth baby."
"Okay, let me get this started up. Then I'll go look at sloth baby."
Tobias | He/Him | Fiesta de Muertos and The Flying Trapeze (100 hatchling challenges)
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too
"Kill him, or at least feed him bacon so he doesn't kill you."
"Kill him, or at least feed him bacon so he doesn't kill you."
Tobias | He/Him | Fiesta de Muertos and The Flying Trapeze (100 hatchling challenges)
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too