Raffles & Giveaways

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May 05, 2019 14:03:30

Basically, I just came back from a hiatus of literally, like, nearly 10 months? And I have a bunch of unnamed babes that need homes! <3 You don't even actually have to tell me a joke, if you don't want to, but then you're not allowed to pick which dragon you want, so.

Hit me with em', kids.

Last edited on May 05, 2019 14:07:06 by lizardparty

@lizardparty
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
....Tentickles.
...hfskjdf imsorry

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May 05, 2019 14:04:43

@lizardparty
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
....Tentickles.
...hfskjdf imsorry

pssst, they/them/she/her

@lizardparty [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=32688661] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/326887/32688661_350.png[/img] [/url] This one is stunning! Here's a horrible joke that might or might not ruin your day: What do you call a fish with no eyes? .... A fsh.

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May 05, 2019 14:05:28

@lizardparty

This one is stunning!

Here's a horrible joke that might or might not ruin your day:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

....

A fsh.

A dyslexic agnostic stayed up all night, wondering if there was such a thing as a Dog.

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May 05, 2019 14:06:11

A dyslexic agnostic stayed up all night, wondering if there was such a thing as a Dog.

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[quote name="infiniteflame" date="2019-05-05 14:04:43" ] @lizardparty How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ....Tentickles. ...hfskjdf imsorry [/quote] [center]ohhhhh my god, please pick a dragon [/center]

lizardparty

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May 05, 2019 14:06:22

infiniteflame wrote on 2019-05-05 14:04:43:

@lizardparty
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
....Tentickles.
...hfskjdf imsorry

ohhhhh my god, please pick a dragon

[quote name="Everburn" date="2019-05-05 14:06:11" ] A dyslexic agnostic stayed up all night, wondering if there was such a thing as a Dog. [/quote] [center]ha! take your pick, and thank you! <3[/center]

lizardparty

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May 05, 2019 14:08:39

Everburn wrote on 2019-05-05 14:06:11:

A dyslexic agnostic stayed up all night, wondering if there was such a thing as a Dog.

ha! take your pick, and thank you! <3

What did the coffee say to the police officer? help I've been mugged! (im so sorry)

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May 05, 2019 14:11:57

What did the coffee say to the police officer? help I've been mugged! (im so sorry)

Not really a joke but I still snicker at it-

"Do you have a life alert, because I've fallen in love and I cant get up"

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May 05, 2019 14:12:33

Not really a joke but I still snicker at it-

"Do you have a life alert, because I've fallen in love and I cant get up"

[quote name="Nylasor" date="2019-05-05 14:11:57" ] What did the coffee say to the police officer? help I've been mugged! (im so sorry) [/quote] @Nylasor this is only good enough because I work for starbucks, and coffee jokes always get me. please pick your dragon <3

lizardparty

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May 05, 2019 14:18:03

Nylasor wrote on 2019-05-05 14:11:57:

What did the coffee say to the police officer? help I've been mugged! (im so sorry)

@Nylasor
this is only good enough because I work for starbucks, and coffee jokes always get me. please pick your dragon <3

[quote name="WhisperingThief" date="2019-05-05 14:12:33" ] Not really a joke but I still snicker at it- "Do you have a life alert, because I've fallen in love and I cant get up" [/quote] @WhisperingThief i'm weak for stupid lines like this!!!! you've bested me. take your pick, love!

lizardparty