So ok I have some hatchlings yeah
Ice/Lavender/Seafoam Nature Male
everyone keeps thinking he's a girl
it's ok though because that lets him hang out among the ladies unnoticed
his **** hand grows stronger each day
Silver/Coal/Spring Nature Female
This one likes to punch butterflies, raid random yards on Easter for every egg they have, and intentionally bump into little kids holding ice cream just to see them weep over the lost deliciousness now splattered like liquid misery across the pavement
so yeah she's pretty metal
Grey/Coal/Gold Nature Male
He enjoys scented candles.
So yeah that's about it
Best offerer gets the hatchlings et cetera
Let me know when you get sick of my idiotic humor so I can keep going
Ice/Lavender/Seafoam Nature Male
everyone keeps thinking he's a girl
it's ok though because that lets him hang out among the ladies unnoticed
his **** hand grows stronger each day
Silver/Coal/Spring Nature Female
This one likes to punch butterflies, raid random yards on Easter for every egg they have, and intentionally bump into little kids holding ice cream just to see them weep over the lost deliciousness now splattered like liquid misery across the pavement
so yeah she's pretty metal
Grey/Coal/Gold Nature Male
He enjoys scented candles.
So yeah that's about it
Best offerer gets the hatchlings et cetera
Let me know when you get sick of my idiotic humor so I can keep going