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Aavelyn it's fine if you don't get it and Can I get the third or second pearl catcher?
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Aavelyn it's fine if you don't get it and Can I get the third or second pearl catcher?
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Avelynn How bout two mediocre jokes? *Ahem*
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!!
A fish swam into a wall. He says "DAM!"
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Avelynn How bout two mediocre jokes? *Ahem*
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!!
A fish swam into a wall. He says "DAM!"
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Avelynn
What does a ghost say when they're sad? Boooooooo hoo
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Avelynn
What does a ghost say when they're sad? Boooooooo hoo
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Avelynn
I'm trying to downsize on lair space, so you don't have to give me one x) But have a joke anyways!
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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Avelynn
I'm trying to downsize on lair space, so you don't have to give me one x) But have a joke anyways!
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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Avelynn I'd make a carrot pun, but no one would CARROT all.
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Avelynn I'd make a carrot pun, but no one would CARROT all.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
What do you call the remaining monkey sitting up in the tree wearing a suit?
A bad branch manager.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
What do you call the remaining monkey sitting up in the tree wearing a suit?
A bad branch manager.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles). Hehe.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles). Hehe.
