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@Limelight
Granted, and you become blessed with eternal sleep. Oh just imagine how envious everyone around you was, sleeping comfortably in your eternal bed of neverending sleep. How envious they were when they saw your guardian god protecting you from every discomfort posible. Your guardian god kept you young forever in your eternal bed and protected you from every war, every noise, every annoyance, every prince and princess charming, every alien invasion, every death of a star, and everything else. With the guardian god's infinite prowess, it kept you comfortable in your sleep for infinite iterations to come.
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@Tartlmancer
Granted, but you accidentally dropped it to the ground and it grew into a huge magical tomato plant that soon covered the entire world. Its roots destroyed pipelines, drained lakes and seas, and crumbled mountains. Its leaves shades the world in an eternal eclipse. It's stems leveled entire cities and continents. Its mystical essence made forests flourish into twisting jungles and gnarling woods all over the world even in places plants normally don't thrive like deserts and polar regions.

I wish I am everything I wished I am.

Granted, but you fail every single exam.

I wish for a massive pile of jello that won't melt

Granted! It spills out of your house and into the street. The local government will pile heavy fines on you for creating this hard-to-clean-up obstruction.

I wish my house were neat and organized.

Granted! But it's the smallest house on Earth.

I wish I had some really good Chinese food

Granted! But you get really bad breath after. So bad, it takes a week for it to go away.

I wish for a PC

Granted! But it's loaded with bugs.

I wish I had more treasure.

@Junkii
Granted, but the dog ran away

I wish for inspiration

@TurkeyRaptor
Granted! But it's Shrek!

I wish for a blanket