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@Shoesprite

Do I provide my own answers for the questions?

@Flamecrest

Yup! It's sort of a personality thing?

@Flamecrest Yes,you have to provide your own answers to what would you do if...c;

@zzzhorses
Please don't laugh evilly, please, my ears can't take anymore of it. XD and you forgot to queue dramatic music and lightning! ):( i am disappointed, buy me candy.

P.S. this is sarcastic.

Note: I don't really have anyone to tag. XD

-your dad hugs you
Hug back, obviously.

-your mom gives you a lot of money for school/high school/college
*screams thank you*

-you go to school/high school/college at night
YES.

-milk started raining from the sky
...What? I'd... uh... videotape it?

-a dog with no leash starts to bark at you very angry
If it has no collar, I'd kick it once for defense, and stand my ground with my legs ready to kick more. If it has a collar, I'd see if it was trained at all by telling it to sit. If not, back away slowly before tackle-hugging it to the ground until it runs away yapping. I don't care how bloody I end up.

-a cat wants your food and tries to meow it's way to get on your heart and to your food
Give it food. Sure, it might just be a cute ploy, but if not, would you turn down a starving human? Cats are humans that can't actually talk. So I'd give it food.

-someone pulls a gun in the place where you are
Duck and cover.

-two of your friends start fighting
Watch and see how serious it gets- If they end up physically hurting each other, I intervene.

-a stranger tells you "Hey,sexy how is it going?"
...Back away slowly while readying to kick them in the crotch.

-you find money on the street
If it's between a penny and five dollars, I'll keep it. Any higher and I'll see if there's a lost-and-found nearby, if not either keep or leave it, depending on exactly how much.

-someone broke your PC/Laptop/TV
I'd break theirs.

-your mother told you she is pregnant
...Woo?

-your dad is moving in with you cause he lost his job
...My dad works from home, and I'm 17 so I still live at home. No difference.

-you saw a dead person
"Oooh, how did you die?" Then I'd search the body for any signs of death. I'm weird.

-you see a person with a knife coming at you
Find the nearest painful-looking object and try to defend myself with it. If there's nothing like that around, run.

-a kid you have never met before comes up and hugs you
"Uh, hi there kid! Hugs!"

-a stranger hugs you
"...Thanks?" before backing away.

-you receive a message from a secret admirer saying "I love you"
I want to know who this person is pronto.

-a person you have hurt in a way you don't know says "I hate you"
...Sorry? But okay.

-a person starts up a fight with you
Depends on the type of fight. Most likely I'd fight back.

-your friend says "I love you"
"Uh, I love you too, buddy."

-a friend lets you down
Aw man. Dang.

-someone you know lies to you
Depends on what they lied about.

-someone you don't know kisses you without any time for reaction from your side
"THE FLIP DUDE." Crotch kick.

-your mother slapped you
Probably start crying. I'm emotional and my mom seems like the opposite of a person who'd slap people. After drying my tears, I'd get all curious and try to figure out why.

-your dad kisses you
Depends on where he kisses me.

-your friend started dancing with no reason
I'd probably laugh.

-your friend gets attacked by a stranger
I'd pounce on the stranger and start biting him, not joking.

-your dad says "I'm so proud of you"
"Yay!"

-your friend falls in love with you
...Hoo boy.

-you saw a real live wolf/dragon on your street
Wolf: Stand back, watching to see if it does anything. If it growls, I'd back up and find a safer place. If not, I'd inch closer until either it does growl or I can pet it. Dragon: ...Pretty much the same thing, except there'd be less safe places if it got angry. But I'd take photos as long as I was far enough back.

-your TV had only one channel
Fudge.

-it's the end of the world
What apocalypse exactly is this? Zombies? Weirdness? Disease? Really depends. I'd probably try to live normally for as long as possible. (Unless it's werewolves... I might get bitten on purpose. XD)

-the reaper knocks on your door
"Who are you here to see, Mr. Death?"

-you see a real live unicorn
"Get away from me, Celestabellabethabelle." And I'd take a few pictures, just in case.

-you saw a frog on your bed
Grab some paper, prompt it to climb on, take it and the paper outside, and set the froggy free.

-a ram charges at you
Run. It'll get me, but I'm not facing that thing head on unless I know I can jump over it.

-you won the lottery
I'd scream for the entire day.

-you saw Bratt Pitt on your bed staring at you with a smile
"Whoever you are, you idiot, get out of here."

-you had wings
If they were black and feathered, I'd scream with joy because I'd always imagined I had wings like that.

-you saw your dad naked
Turn my head. Unfortunately, it's happened before.

-pancakes started to grow on trees
I'd grab my brothers and show them. I don't eat pancakes.

-your friend started singing an annoying song
Depends on how annoying exactly. There's good annoying, and there's bad annoying.

-your friend wants you to turn into a goat
How do you propose I do that? And if I do, you'd better start calling me Gompers.

-these questions continue
Answer until the Werewolves mentioned earlier bite me.

-your dad hugs you
Antihug!

-your mom gives you a lot of money for school/high school/college
Put it in the bank so it'll be safe

-you go to school/high school/college at night
Become nocturnal.

-milk started raining from the sky
Take a picture!

-a dog with no leash starts to bark at you very angry
Stand very still and don't make eye contact.

-a cat wants your food and tries to meow it's way to get on your heart and to your food
If it's a stray, feed it and give it some water, then bring it to a kill free human society.

-someone pulls a gun in the place where you are
Use my self defense skills! >:-)

-two of your friends start fighting
Bring them to Andi

-a stranger tells you "Hey,sexy how is it going?"
Use my self defense skills! >:-)

-you find money on the street
Take it!

-someone broke your PC/Laptop/TV
Find them.

-your mother told you she is pregnant
Not possible, she's to old.

-your dad is moving in with you cause he lost his job
Already live with him.

-you saw a dead person
Scream and start hyperventilating.

-you see a person with a knife coming at you
Use my self defense skills! >:-)

-a kid you have never met before comes up and hugs you
Antihug!

-a stranger hugs you
Antihug!

-you receive a message from a secret admirer saying "I love you"
Well then...

-a person you have hurt in a way you don't know says "I hate you"
Ask them, "Okay, what's up? Why are you so mad at me?"

-a person starts up a fight with you
Use my self defense skills! >:-)

-your friend says "I love you"
Say, "Aww, I do too! Friendship forever!"

-a friend lets you down
Be angry at them for a day or so, then get over it.

-someone you know lies to you
Well, if it's a really big lie, then not be friends with them anymore. If it's small, then see above.

-someone you don't know kisses you without any time for reaction from your side
Use my self defense skills! >:-)

-your mother slapped you
Use my self defense skills! >:-)

-your dad kisses you
I have a severe no kisses rule in my household, but if he did anyway, then use my self defense skills! >:-)

-your friend started dancing with no reason
Dance with her!

-your friend gets attacked by a stranger
Grab another person and go help her.

-your dad says "I'm so proud of you"
Say, "Umm, thanks"

-your friend falls in love with you
Gently tell them I don't like them like that.

-you saw a real live wolf/dragon on your street
Squee, then take a bunch of awesome pics with my camera.

-your TV had only one channel
Well, I don't really use TV, I use Netflix.

-it's the end of the world
Umm, die?

-the reaper knocks on your door
Use my self defense skills! >:-)

-you see a real live unicorn
See the unicorn and dragon question.

-you saw a frog on your bed
Gently pick it up then bring it outside.

-a ram charges at you
Dodge it?

-you won the lottery
Donate half the money to a charity, then save the rest for collage.

-you saw Bratt Pitt on your bed staring at you with a smile
Use my self defense skills! >:-)

-you had wings
Fly.

-pancakes started to grow on trees
Eat them.

-your friend started singing an annoying song
Sing along.

-your friend wants you to turn into a goat
Well, is it temporary? If so then get turned into a goat.

-these questions continue
Ok.

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-your dad hugs you
Hug back

-your mom gives you a lot of money for school/high school/college
Probably cry and thank her.

-you go to school/high school/college at night
Be grumy 200% of the time.

-milk started raining from the sky
I'm not a huge fan of milk...

-a dog with no leash starts to bark at you very angry
Probably try to calm it down, then scream and run.

-a cat wants your food and tries to meow it's way to get on your heart and to your food
GIVE THE CAT THE FOOD

-someone pulls a gun in the place where you are
NOPENOPENOPE-uh, I'd probably get my family and friends out, then make a dash away.

-two of your friends start fighting
Oh, this has never happened before. Ignore it, but if it gets bad, leave so that they know conflict sucks.

-a stranger tells you "Hey,sexy how is it going?"
What stranger? Oh, the dead guy at my feet!

-you find money on the street
I'd probably leave it there, depending on the value.

-someone broke your PC/Laptop/TV
Uhm. unless I'm close to that person, they will have a severe talking to!

-your monther told you she is pregnant
That would be cool, I'd be very happy and excited.

-your dad is moving in with you cause he lost his job
(hypothetically only, I still live with my parents, I'm young enough) I'd feel sympathetic, take care of him, and encourage him to get a new job.

-you saw a dead person
Walk away slowly.

-you see a person with a knife coming at you
Probably pray... Scream... run...

-a kid you have never met before comes up and hugs you
I'd probably hug back and ask what was the matter.

-a stranger hugs you
SUCKERPUNCH!

-you receive a message from a secret admirer saying "I love you"
Ah, good for you. I'd probably not respond until I'd found out who it was.

-a person you have hurt in a way you don't know says "I hate you"
Pray for them, and tell them that's OK, and that I don't feel the same. (that's actually happened before O-o)

-a person starts up a fight with you
Talk my way out of it. if not, walk away.

-your friend says "I love you"
'Love u too brah!'

-a friend lets you down
Forgive them and talk about it.

-someone you know lies to you
Ouch. I'll confront them, show them what they did wrong.

-someone you don't know kisses you without any time for reaction from your side
He will be killed by Me, My brothers, My dad, my dog, and he would be assailed with cookies from my mom(negatively XD)

-your mother slapped you
I'd be stunned, and probably start crying.

-your dad kisses you
Make a fake complaint about his beard.

-your friend started dancing with no reason
Roll with it. Happens all the time.

-your friend gets attacked by a stranger
THAT FELLA GOIN DOOOOOWN

-your dad says "I'm so proud of you"
Brim up with tears and give him a hug.

-your friend falls in love with you
AWKWARD. Uhm, I'd probably blush and stammer, a lot.

-you saw a real live wolf/dragon on your street
I'd probably go fangirling to meet it.

-your TV had only one channel
That's fine, I rarely watch TV

-it's the end of the world
YAY! Jesus has finally returned! Eternity in heaven! :D

-the reaper knowcks on your door
DON'T COME FOR ME TODAAAAAY (reaper)

-you see a real live unicorn
I'd probably panic and approach it carefully as possible-while panicking.

-you saw a frog on your bed
Scream for my big brother to get it out.

-a ram charges at you
Run, brace myself and be glad I'm a girl.

-you won the lottery
COOL! Uhm, buy stuff.

-you saw Bratt Pitt on your bed staring at you with a smile
YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN LEAVE THIS HOUSE IMMEDIATELY!

-you had wings
Fly and be super majestic.

-you saw your dad naked
(this almost happened) Retch.

-pancakes started to grow on trees
AAAAAWWW YeEEEH

-your friend started singing an annoying song
This happens constantly as well. Pretend that my ears are bleeding.

-your friend wants you to turn into a goat
No way Braaaaaaaa-aaah.

-these questions continue
Answer more. >:3