148. Open up a psychic booth in front of the mall, tell every one who passes that for 1 dinar you'll tell them the date if their death. All the people who give you a dollar tell them they'll die today. Kill every one in the mall.
TOPIC | 5000 ways to get banned from the mall
148. Open up a psychic booth in front of the mall, tell every one who passes that for 1 dinar you'll tell them the date if their death. All the people who give you a dollar tell them they'll die today. Kill every one in the mall.
150. Release a flock of doves in the middle of the foodcourt
150. Release a flock of doves in the middle of the foodcourt
151.) Walk around Air-Humping and looking at people in strange manners
151.) Walk around Air-Humping and looking at people in strange manners
154.
Throw coins into the water fountain from the upper levels and "accidentally" hit the people below with quarters
BONUS: Make it Rain.
Throw coins into the water fountain from the upper levels and "accidentally" hit the people below with quarters
BONUS: Make it Rain.
156:
Go to several stores and put food in coats, jackets, purses, shoes - anything with pockets or holes. Everyone likes surprises and snacks!
Bonus points for using uncooked eggs.
157:
Go to any store and take off one item of clothing (preferably old, damaged and/or smelly) and swap it with a similar item.
Ex: Beat up shoes for some pricey sneakers.No one will notice I promise you.
158:
Go to a build-your-own "___" store and put mice in the stuffing.
159:
Run around the mall and spray strangers with perfume aggressively.
"TRY OUR NEW SAMPLE! NOW YOU SMELL LIKE THE SUMMER WIND, AND YOU, AND YOU"
160:
Take off with a manikin while treating it like a person then have an emotional crisis when someone tries to take it from you.
Bonus points if you name him/her and act out some sort of relationship.
161:
Try force-feeding someone your salted pretzel. They're probably hungry and enjoy sharing.
162:
Pretend you're an exotic bird and walk with your knees high in a big fountain. Think flamingo. When someone gets too close peck them until they get the idea - chase if necessary. This is your territory.
Go to several stores and put food in coats, jackets, purses, shoes - anything with pockets or holes. Everyone likes surprises and snacks!
Bonus points for using uncooked eggs.
157:
Go to any store and take off one item of clothing (preferably old, damaged and/or smelly) and swap it with a similar item.
Ex: Beat up shoes for some pricey sneakers.
158:
Go to a build-your-own "___" store and put mice in the stuffing.
159:
Run around the mall and spray strangers with perfume aggressively.
"TRY OUR NEW SAMPLE! NOW YOU SMELL LIKE THE SUMMER WIND, AND YOU, AND YOU"
160:
Take off with a manikin while treating it like a person then have an emotional crisis when someone tries to take it from you.
Bonus points if you name him/her and act out some sort of relationship.
161:
Try force-feeding someone your salted pretzel. They're probably hungry and enjoy sharing.
162:
Pretend you're an exotic bird and walk with your knees high in a big fountain. Think flamingo. When someone gets too close peck them until they get the idea - chase if necessary. This is your territory.
156:
Go to several stores and put food in coats, jackets, purses, shoes - anything with pockets or holes. Everyone likes surprises and snacks!
Bonus points for using uncooked eggs.
157:
Go to any store and take off one item of clothing (preferably old, damaged and/or smelly) and swap it with a similar item.
Ex: Beat up shoes for some pricey sneakers.No one will notice I promise you.
158:
Go to a build-your-own "___" store and put mice in the stuffing.
159:
Run around the mall and spray strangers with perfume aggressively.
"TRY OUR NEW SAMPLE! NOW YOU SMELL LIKE THE SUMMER WIND, AND YOU, AND YOU"
160:
Take off with a manikin while treating it like a person then have an emotional crisis when someone tries to take it from you.
Bonus points if you name him/her and act out some sort of relationship.
161:
Try force-feeding someone your salted pretzel. They're probably hungry and enjoy sharing.
162:
Pretend you're an exotic bird and walk with your knees high in a big fountain. Think flamingo. When someone gets too close peck them until they get the idea - chase if necessary. This is your territory.
Go to several stores and put food in coats, jackets, purses, shoes - anything with pockets or holes. Everyone likes surprises and snacks!
Bonus points for using uncooked eggs.
157:
Go to any store and take off one item of clothing (preferably old, damaged and/or smelly) and swap it with a similar item.
Ex: Beat up shoes for some pricey sneakers.
158:
Go to a build-your-own "___" store and put mice in the stuffing.
159:
Run around the mall and spray strangers with perfume aggressively.
"TRY OUR NEW SAMPLE! NOW YOU SMELL LIKE THE SUMMER WIND, AND YOU, AND YOU"
160:
Take off with a manikin while treating it like a person then have an emotional crisis when someone tries to take it from you.
Bonus points if you name him/her and act out some sort of relationship.
161:
Try force-feeding someone your salted pretzel. They're probably hungry and enjoy sharing.
162:
Pretend you're an exotic bird and walk with your knees high in a big fountain. Think flamingo. When someone gets too close peck them until they get the idea - chase if necessary. This is your territory.
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