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[center][size=4]The name's Starling, darling. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Looking for discounted Marketplace goods, are you? I just [i]happen[/i] to have a line on a cheap supply of high quality goods. You can skip all that tedious browsing - for a small finder's fee, of course. It's nothing, really. You won't even miss it.
Now tell me, what can I get for you today?[/size][/center]
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The name's Starling, darling. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Looking for discounted Marketplace goods, are you? I just happen to have a line on a cheap supply of high quality goods. You can skip all that tedious browsing - for a small finder's fee, of course. It's nothing, really. You won't even miss it.
Now tell me, what can I get for you today?
[center][SIZE=6][b]RULES OF OPERATION[/b][/SIZE][/center]
[columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/685595/68559493p.png[/img][nextcol][quote=Starling, Proprietor][size=4]Each item costs 90% of its usual price. The 10% discount is better than second place's and compensates for my time.[/size][/quote][/columns]
[columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/480329/48032807p.png[/img][nextcol][quote=Patina, Records][size=4]Fill out and post this order slip. I won't respond to incorrectly formatted orders. One order at a time. You can put in another after it's finished.[/size][/quote][/columns]
[code][b]USERNAME AND ID:[/b]
[b]Item 1:[/b]
[b]Item 2:[/b]
[b]Item 3:[/b]
[b]Item 4:[/b]
[b]Item 5:[/b][/code]
[columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/480329/48032807p.png[/img][nextcol][quote=Patina, Records][size=4]I'll contact you with a total when you've been entered into the books. Send payment by [i]PM only.[/i] CRs will be declined with a correction notice. I do not accept gems.[/size][/quote][/columns]
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[img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/385196/38519568p.png[/img][nextcol][quote=Beniir, Procurement][size=4]I won't look for items until payment is received. Items are delivered by PM. No refunds or replacements are given if you delete them.[/size][/quote][/columns]
[columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/685595/68559493p.png[/img][nextcol][quote=Starling, Proprietor][size=4]Be polite and patient, and do not harass other players. I reserve the right to return payment or refuse service.[/size][/quote][/columns]
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[img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/385196/38519568p.png[/img][nextcol][quote=Beniir, Procurement][size=4]If I can't finish your order by closing time, I will refund the unspent portion of your order and give you what I did find, if anything.[/size][/quote][/columns]
[columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/685595/68559493p.png[/img][nextcol][quote=Starling, Proprietor][size=4]Closing time is the rollover of Friday morning.[/size][/quote][/columns]
RULES OF OPERATION
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Starling, Proprietor wrote:
Each item costs 90% of its usual price. The 10% discount is better than second place's and compensates for my time.
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Patina, Records wrote:
Fill out and post this order slip. I won't respond to incorrectly formatted orders. One order at a time. You can put in another after it's finished.
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Code:
[b]USERNAME AND ID:[/b]
[b]Item 1:[/b]
[b]Item 2:[/b]
[b]Item 3:[/b]
[b]Item 4:[/b]
[b]Item 5:[/b]
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Patina, Records wrote:
I'll contact you with a total when you've been entered into the books. Send payment by PM only. CRs will be declined with a correction notice. I do not accept gems.
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Beniir, Procurement wrote:
I won't look for items until payment is received. Items are delivered by PM. No refunds or replacements are given if you delete them.
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Starling, Proprietor wrote:
Be polite and patient, and do not harass other players. I reserve the right to return payment or refuse service.
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Beniir, Procurement wrote:
If I can't finish your order by closing time, I will refund the unspent portion of your order and give you what I did find, if anything.
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Starling, Proprietor wrote:
Closing time is the rollover of Friday morning.
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WORK LIST
1. empty
2. empty
3. empty
4. empty
5. empty
6. empty
7. empty
8. empty
9. empty
10. empty
NUMBER OF COMPLETED ORDERS
13
WORK LIST
1. empty
2. empty
3. empty
4. empty
5. empty
6. empty
7. empty
8. empty
9. empty
10. empty
NUMBER OF COMPLETED ORDERS
13
BONUS GAME
Once a day, Patina will appear on the thread with a box or chest of some kind.
Inside it is a small mystery item she needs to get rid of as soon as possible.
(Don't ask her why. What are you, a squealer?)
The first person to tell her they can take it off her hands
will receive the item in exchange for just 500 treasure.
BONUS GAME
Once a day, Patina will appear on the thread with a box or chest of some kind.
Inside it is a small mystery item she needs to get rid of as soon as possible.
(Don't ask her why. What are you, a squealer?)
The first person to tell her they can take it off her hands
will receive the item in exchange for just 500 treasure.
[columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/685595/68559493p.png[/img][nextcol][quote=Starling, Proprietor][size=4]We're now open for business.[/size][/quote][/columns]
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Starling, Proprietor wrote:
We're now open for business.
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[center][i]It looks like someone already helped Patina today... [emoji=magnifying glass size=1][/i][/center]
It looks like someone already helped Patina today...
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[nextcol][quote=Scar, Not sketchy at all plague snapper][size=4]Why hello, my clan is looking for a totally legitimate and not smuggled Snapper Scroll. I would wink but for me it just looks like blinking.[/size][/quote]
[center][b]USERNAME AND ID: Andravious 562746[/b]
[b]Item 1: Breed Change: Snapper[/b][/center]
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Scar, Not sketchy at all plague snapper wrote:
Why hello, my clan is looking for a totally legitimate and not smuggled Snapper Scroll. I would wink but for me it just looks like blinking.
USERNAME AND ID: Andravious 562746
Item 1: Breed Change: Snapper
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@Andravious
[columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/480329/48032807p.png[/img][nextcol][quote=Patina, Records][size=4]Of course. I can get you one for [b]292,500 treasure.[/b] Only slightly used.[/size][/quote][/columns]
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I am enjoying that you ran with the gag [emoji=snapper laughing size=1]
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Andravious
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Patina, Records wrote:
Of course. I can get you one for 292,500 treasure. Only slightly used.
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I am enjoying that you ran with the gag
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[quote=Scar, Not sketchy at all plague snapper][size=4]Of course, I'll just have our accountant slide you a nice full envelope for your coffers[/size][/quote]
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I love it when ppl have fun with a thread! [emoji=snapper star size=1]
and thank you!
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Scar, Not sketchy at all plague snapper wrote:
Of course, I'll just have our accountant slide you a nice full envelope for your coffers
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I love it when ppl have fun with a thread!
and thank you!
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[quote=Scar, Not sketchy at all plague snapper][size=4]Also yknow what, I'll take that... completely legitimate box off your hands if youd like. As a wandering clan, we can certainly put some distance between you and that box[/size][/quote]
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Scar, Not sketchy at all plague snapper wrote:
Also yknow what, I'll take that... completely legitimate box off your hands if youd like. As a wandering clan, we can certainly put some distance between you and that box
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