General Discussion

[quote name="@BigB0yJENKINS" date="2023-06-03 10:26:55" ] Sorry i should have put a /j on that I am not actually upset LOL, i was being over the top as a joke but i realize now that came off way more aggro than i wanted it to. I'm sorry i made you uncomfortable [/quote] ahh I was figuring it was meant to be humorous x,D Thank you for being understanding and resolving things peacefully~! All is forgiven now~ ^^

Peace and love on planet earth<3 [img]https://previews.123rf.com/images/virtuelle/virtuelle0812/virtuelle081200004/4007738-happy-children-variety-of-skintones-holding-hands-around-the-world.jpg[/img] Except for the cereals they have to kill [img]https://64.media.tumblr.com/64c9e8cbb5b460b98667beaa34310bd2/tumblr_p003aov3rt1rsea1wo1_1280.png[/img] [quote name="testman" date="2023-06-03 11:29:23" ] I just felt like adding mascots who I think would be [i]least[/i] likely to win in a fight, just to rule them out: The trix rabbit - regularly gets outsmarted by a group of 5 year olds. Toucan Sam - idk his stats but I have always been off-put by him ever since childhood. Froot loops are probably made of his victims. The cops will apprehend him before he can fight. The Honeycombs bee: reminds me too much of Stuart Little. Captain crunch: Captain of what exactly? Is he an actual naval veteran or does he just take the title of "Captain" for pure marketing purposes? Stolen valor, would not last in a real fight outside a meeting room full of stockholders. Cocoa puffs bird: A very sad case of an acting career and fame getting in the way of someone's mental health. His marketing team is extremely predatory. Please do not make him fight, get him some help. [emoji=coatl sad size=1] Lucky the Leprechaun: Honestly I feel like with his magic he might have a chance, but I have a personal beef with him for the fact that every time I tell someone my family is Irish they do his impression. I will personally break his knees before he can fight the others, therefore disqualifying them. [/quote] I reallt like this response so i will make a resposne response Trix rabbit: I agree he is weak sauce Toucan sam: Im so glad that i am not the only one who suspects that toucan sam is secretly a criminal murderer i need everyone to understand fhat underneath his bland single father famly man facade is a heartless killer. There is nothing behind those eyes. He is also weak sauce The honey combs bee: I actually dont know of a honey combs bee i know buzz the cheerios bee (most punchable face) and pops the honey loops bee (most beloved transgender) but i only know the honey combs gremlins. I do think the gremlins are wildly powerful and i think the honey loops bee would sadly fall to more powerful mascots but im rooting for her anyways Capn Crunch: according to his original backstory which has since been scrapped but its real to me he was kidnapped as a child by pirates who taught him how to be a sailor so whether he served in the us navy or not (personally i would respect him more if he didnt) i think he does live up to his title. I think he is not the most powerful cereal mascot but he may be able to hold his own against lesser beasts like the cookie crisp wolf Coco puffs burd: I agree and i think most cereal mascots suffer a similar plight of exploitation within the cereal mascot industry but sadly sonnys mental health has visibly and dramatically deteriorated the most over the years. However i do think he is wildly powerful. He broke an elevator once because he was thinking too hard about coco puffs. I think he could survive long enough to take out about 20 cinnamon toast crunch squares and a freakie before collapsing of heat exhaustion Lucky: Honestly i feel the same where i have a grudging respect for his power but i dislike him as an individuall. Your beef is more personal than mine though so i will let you do the honors. Knock his block off

Chester Cheetah. [i]"But Rooster he's not a cereal m--"[/i] [b]shh[/b]. I pinch your lips together. Look at him. He's even holding a spoon. It was meant to be. [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f4/30/a5/f430a5e314260ec84d1fff04acc7ea1d.png[/img] And tell me Cheetos aren't just large pieces of cheese flavored cereal.

@MMRooster you are 100% correct and he would 100% get his whupped by tony himself but he is more cereal than many cereals here

Plus you can put it in milk

Okay, so I really tried to think of a really bad cereal mascot who could absolutely not win now too. And I considered this one for being just a regular rooster: [img]https://www.getdinkum.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/532770-1.jpg[/img] BUT! It's not a regular rooster. It's a series of unconnected shapes vaguely mimicking a rooster. Since it's not interacting with anything in the picture, there is no sense of scale either. It is bigger than a bowl of cornflakes, but where's the upper limit? It could be massive. I think we might be seeing a biblically accurate angel here.

[img]https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-n3nb5pav2e/images/stencil/450x559/products/7873/7976/9ab6f940-8f0a-4300-89a7-ea22d49cbdc0.611f192744231cac96606bcf54f8635b__13684.1671163031.jpg[/img] [img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71KraFJZRuL.jpg[/img] [img]https://popicon.life/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/169quisp.jpg[/img] Would pay to see these three face off against each other

[quote name="BirbDude" date="2023-06-04 05:27:40" ] [img]https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-n3nb5pav2e/images/stencil/450x559/products/7873/7976/9ab6f940-8f0a-4300-89a7-ea22d49cbdc0.611f192744231cac96606bcf54f8635b__13684.1671163031.jpg[/img] [img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71KraFJZRuL.jpg[/img] [img]https://popicon.life/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/169quisp.jpg[/img] Would pay to see these three face off against each other [/quote] I have been debating this whole time whethwr i should bring up quisp because he is my absolute #1 infinity favorite cereal like i literally own merchandise of hm. But i wanted to show restraint. But since you brought it up i now have an excuse to quisppost He is extremely powerful and for those who dont know he is an alien full of quazy energy and has successfully defeated 1. A deadly ice comet 2. A gruesome galactic grouch cloud (large) 3. An 87-mile long ball of yarn blocking all traffic in space (the U.S. military called him for this one) 4. A time bomb 5. Quake [img]https://www.mrbreakfast.com/ucp_thmb/thmb_294_7123_ucp.jpg[/img] (And this will spoil the joke but in the interest of making my case, Quake is a being from the center of the earth capble of shattering boulders and digging across the radius of the earth with his arms. But quisp bested him and i have a lot of feelings about this but theyre not relevant.) Between these three i think quisp is an easy winner. Boo berry is a scared and helpless creature and even if he did want to fight (he is the most peaceful of the monster cereals) i dont think he would stand a chance against quisp, because even thoguh he wouldnt die he would simply run away. And the quaker oats guy....quisp has no qualms about whupping a man of the church Now a lot of people have said tony the tiger as their final answer, and i thinknhe is absolutey one of the last ones standing. And i know i opened the thread with the sun but thats because i think i'm funny. But as a Quisphead, based on quisp's track record of blighting muscular earthbound men from existence, i have to say i think Quisp woild be the one to actually win this fight [quote name="Xionahri" date="2023-06-04 01:10:49" ] Okay, so I really tried to think of a really bad cereal mascot who could absolutely not win now too. And I considered this one for being just a regular rooster: [img]https://www.getdinkum.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/532770-1.jpg[/img] BUT! It's not a regular rooster. It's a series of unconnected shapes vaguely mimicking a rooster. Since it's not interacting with anything in the picture, there is no sense of scale either. It is bigger than a bowl of cornflakes, but where's the upper limit? It could be massive. I think we might be seeing a biblically accurate angel here. [/quote] Also i love this post but i also want to drop that in the Big Gay Cereal they gave the corn flakes rooster a corporeal form [img]https://www.cerealously.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/kelloggs-all-together-cereal-review-box.jpg[/img] Happy pride

[quote name="MMRooster" date="2023-06-03 19:55:18" ] Chester Cheetah. [i]"But Rooster he's not a cereal m--"[/i] [b]shh[/b]. I pinch your lips together. Look at him. He's even holding a spoon. It was meant to be. [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f4/30/a5/f430a5e314260ec84d1fff04acc7ea1d.png[/img] And tell me Cheetos aren't just large pieces of cheese flavored cereal. [/quote] anything’s cereal if you’re brave enough

ok im not an expert on cereal mascots but i feel like tony the tiger wouldn't actually get very far in a competition like this. in terms of sheer physical strength and tenacity he would win absolutely this tiger lives and breathes sports, but the thing about sports is they have rules and regulations to prevent cheating. tony would see lucky using his magic charms and just quit because the lack of integrity.

there is my actual serious answer.

[quote name="BigB0yJENKINS" date="2023-06-04 07:24:47" ] Also i love this post but i also want to drop that in the Big Gay Cereal they gave the corn flakes rooster a corporeal form [img]https://www.cerealously.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/kelloggs-all-together-cereal-review-box.jpg[/img] Happy pride [/quote] Did he never appear in this form before this box, or did the promotion for real force Corn Flakes to add this new lore to their mascot?