“I think there’s pepperoni under here”
“I’m talking about the wonderful aspects of camels”
“There’s no vodka in there”
“Can I put a giraffe in the bathroom?”
“I think there’s pepperoni under here”
“I’m talking about the wonderful aspects of camels”
“There’s no vodka in there”
“Can I put a giraffe in the bathroom?”
"Murder the orange"
"This ice-cream tastes like sand"
"I almost died once... It was fun."
In unison: "Angry mushroom playground!"
"Murder the orange"
"This ice-cream tastes like sand"
"I almost died once... It was fun."
In unison: "Angry mushroom playground!"
"Madness Combat features a bunch of funky little dudes who kill each other and that's neat"
--
"Hey Brownie, is there something you would like to say to Quotev?"
"Yes. *straightens bowtie* PECK YOU-"
--
"Hey, why the eye thing?"
"Remember that laser you took to the face?"
"Err, yeah?"
"Cancer. Anyways-"
--
"I do not know how to feel about this. There is anarchy in the battlefield."
--
"Stop the flow of time, stop the flow of space, stop the flow of everything and punch you in the face-"
--
"Okay, what are we doing today then? :D"
"*leans in* bunny"
"Are you sure you wouldn't like one of the other options? I can do all sorts."
"Bunny. >:["
--
"Your phone is Outdated. minecraft is at your house"
--
"They don't have paw pads, all they have is boots with the fur."
--
"No peeking! I promise it's a great surprise."
"*gasp* You found my real parents!!"
--
"but the koalas are infinite"
--
"oh my your shoes are disappointment"
--
"Boyfriend, why are we still here?"
"HIS SONG'S A BANGER!!!"
"oh well that changes everything"
--
"What's wrong with you? You lookin like a uuuhh umm you look like an uuh you kinda look like an uhh umm you kinda look like an a unn uu uhh ummm wait you kinda uhhh hummnnn nnnn mmmmmmm"
--
"Game Theory did a whole video on it, are you seriously ignORING MY REAL STORY TO WRITE THIS FLUFFY BULLSH-"
--
"Hello!"
"Hello! *gets shot*"
"OH"
--
"Hey kids! Wanna do something cool?!"
"We sure do!!"
"Well you're in the wrong place! :D *bursts out of the ceiling with a jetpack* SO LONG, SUCKERS!! I'M AN ADULT!!!"
--
"Iceberg! Dead ahead!"
"Weeee are in a plane."
"...Oh yeah. CLOUDBERG!!!"
--
"I'm alive...? I'm alive! I feel a song coming on! Magical snowma- *dies*"
--
"Who gave this guy more lines? WHO GAVE THIS ABSOLUTE MORON MORE LINES!?"
--
"Hm... Wouldn't it be fun if we could go to hell..."
--
"...HEY WAIT A MINUTE WHY AM **I** ON THE MENU!?"
--
"oH MY GOD nudl jumpscare"
--
"He's either going improbable or just really freaking happy that he can murder people without getting arrested"
--
"...YOU SAW NOTHING! *runs into the wall and disintegrates like a Lego*"
--
"Okay, go!"
"Okay! *go's off the balcony and falls off and die*"
"Madness Combat features a bunch of funky little dudes who kill each other and that's neat"
--
"Hey Brownie, is there something you would like to say to Quotev?"
"Yes. *straightens bowtie* PECK YOU-"
--
"Hey, why the eye thing?"
"Remember that laser you took to the face?"
"Err, yeah?"
"Cancer. Anyways-"
--
"I do not know how to feel about this. There is anarchy in the battlefield."
--
"Stop the flow of time, stop the flow of space, stop the flow of everything and punch you in the face-"
--
"Okay, what are we doing today then? :D"
"*leans in* bunny"
"Are you sure you wouldn't like one of the other options? I can do all sorts."
"Bunny. >:["
--
"Your phone is Outdated. minecraft is at your house"
--
"They don't have paw pads, all they have is boots with the fur."
--
"No peeking! I promise it's a great surprise."
"*gasp* You found my real parents!!"
--
"but the koalas are infinite"
--
"oh my your shoes are disappointment"
--
"Boyfriend, why are we still here?"
"HIS SONG'S A BANGER!!!"
"oh well that changes everything"
--
"What's wrong with you? You lookin like a uuuhh umm you look like an uuh you kinda look like an uhh umm you kinda look like an a unn uu uhh ummm wait you kinda uhhh hummnnn nnnn mmmmmmm"
--
"Game Theory did a whole video on it, are you seriously ignORING MY REAL STORY TO WRITE THIS FLUFFY BULLSH-"
--
"Hello!"
"Hello! *gets shot*"
"OH"
--
"Hey kids! Wanna do something cool?!"
"We sure do!!"
"Well you're in the wrong place! :D *bursts out of the ceiling with a jetpack* SO LONG, SUCKERS!! I'M AN ADULT!!!"
--
"Iceberg! Dead ahead!"
"Weeee are in a plane."
"...Oh yeah. CLOUDBERG!!!"
--
"I'm alive...? I'm alive! I feel a song coming on! Magical snowma- *dies*"
--
"Who gave this guy more lines? WHO GAVE THIS ABSOLUTE MORON MORE LINES!?"
--
"Hm... Wouldn't it be fun if we could go to hell..."
--
"...HEY WAIT A MINUTE WHY AM **I** ON THE MENU!?"
--
"oH MY GOD nudl jumpscare"
--
"He's either going improbable or just really freaking happy that he can murder people without getting arrested"
--
"...YOU SAW NOTHING! *runs into the wall and disintegrates like a Lego*"
--
"Okay, go!"
"Okay! *go's off the balcony and falls off and die*"
"I asked god to get me a glass of water, little did they know it was part of my plan to become god!"
"I asked god to get me a glass of water, little did they know it was part of my plan to become god!"
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I *was* going to have an art shop, but my tablet broke. Yay.
"Welp, looks like someone's getting kidnapped by angels in his room again"
"Bruh Beelzebub stole my fricking OC"
"Minion!"
"Shut uUUUP"
"But minion!"
"I can't wait til a horse eats you"
"Why would you do that??"
"My plan was to assume control of the situation, and then be like 'oh sweet I'm hired then'"
"So wait, the standard procedure would actually be going into a nosedive right? /s"
"NO"
"Do not be afraid, I bring good news of great joy!"
"Go back, we don't want you right now"
"Hey do you guys want some communism? I got a bunch of flavors I don't like in this bag"
"Heck yeah I love communism!"
"How's work going?"
"Pretty alright actually, my boss is letting me keep a herd of onions cause I managed to get her emotionally attached to them"
Next evening
"Guys someone threw the onyons away :( "
"NOOOO"
And then this one I actually posted in another thread, but I think the chaos would fit here as well
"I'm actually a rare hybrid between an FBI guy, a Florida man, and a regular human"
"Welp, looks like someone's getting kidnapped by angels in his room again"
"Bruh Beelzebub stole my fricking OC"
"Minion!"
"Shut uUUUP"
"But minion!"
"I can't wait til a horse eats you"
"Why would you do that??"
"My plan was to assume control of the situation, and then be like 'oh sweet I'm hired then'"
"So wait, the standard procedure would actually be going into a nosedive right? /s"
"NO"
"Do not be afraid, I bring good news of great joy!"
"Go back, we don't want you right now"
"Hey do you guys want some communism? I got a bunch of flavors I don't like in this bag"
"Heck yeah I love communism!"
"How's work going?"
"Pretty alright actually, my boss is letting me keep a herd of onions cause I managed to get her emotionally attached to them"
Next evening
"Guys someone threw the onyons away :( "
"NOOOO"
And then this one I actually posted in another thread, but I think the chaos would fit here as well
"I'm actually a rare hybrid between an FBI guy, a Florida man, and a regular human"
You just lost The Game :) Also you are now breathing manually.
"I FORGOT YO SPOKE DUCK"
"ja, ik spreken nederlands"
"yes you speak Neanderthals"
“WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? STEAL FROM THE POOR?”
“WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? STEAL FROM THE POOR?”
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I *was* going to have an art shop, but my tablet broke. Yay.
“STUPID CHAIR”
“I dunno the words……”
“Insert screaming”
“Spain without the s”
“Gym is physical and mental pain”
“Bro why is this dude speeding”
“STUPID CHAIR”
“I dunno the words……”
“Insert screaming”
“Spain without the s”
“Gym is physical and mental pain”
“Bro why is this dude speeding”
lev (he/him)